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wanking_mods (wanking_mods) wrote in hp_wankfest,
@ 2011-04-27 05:11:00

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Posting Plans: Spanking Schedule and Fapping Frequency
Holy wanking wallabies! It's almost May! How did that happen, and where did April go?! Wankfest 2011 officially begins in just four days!

Now, don't get the wrong impression. While we wish to register our astonishment at the speed at which time passes, we don't mean to imply that we've been caught unprepared. Quite the contrary. Why, we have the fics, the art, the lube, and the tissues all lined up and ready to go!

We'll be posting two pieces per day every day until the end (or very near the end) of May. Pieces will all go up at noon U.S. Eastern time. Be sure you're watching the comm, and look for the first two prime porny pieces at noon this Sunday.

(And we'll see if perhaps we can squeeze out another wanktastic poll or two before then. ;) )

Are you ready to celebrate National Masturbation Month??

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	songquake 2011-04-27 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	I'm practicing for the celebration even as we speak! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	r_grayjoy 2011-04-28 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent! One should always warm up before exercise. ;D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shyfoxling 2011-04-28 04:57 am UTC (link)
	squeeze out. handle. is twelve oh wait that's not a euphemistic pun. I still have a comment saved about how oral sex could be included in this fest via autofellation... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	r_grayjoy 2011-04-28 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Well, unlike my remark last night, those euphemistic puns were intentional! LOL (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lash_larue 2011-04-28 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Are you ready to celebrate National Masturbation Month?? Trust me. I'm overqualified. L (Reply to this) (Thread)

	r_grayjoy 2011-04-28 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Well, there's a reason nehalenia and I are mods for this thing... ;D (Reply to this) (Parent)