HP Wankfest 2011

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Gellert Grindelwald in Florean Fortescue's with a Dragon Tooth
Title: The Uses of Dragon Parts
Author: kinky_kneazle
Character: Gellert Grindelwald
Location: Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour
Prop: Dragon Tooth
Other Characters: Albus Dumbledore
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Vague suggestion of D/s, use of food and inanimate objects as sex aids
Word Count: 1,800
Disclaimer: Everything recognizable is the creation of JK Rowling.
Author's Notes: Love to F for the beta.

( Gellert Grindelwald was fuming. )

Tags: 2011 fic

wanking_mods @ 12:00 pm: Fic: Alastor Moody in a Ministry of Magic Lift with a Potions Flask
Title: (Self) Love In An Elevator
Author: ragdoll
Character: Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody
Location: A Ministry of Magic lift
Prop: A potions flask
Other Characters: Rufus Scrimgeour
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Beating the bishop, attacking the one-eyed warrior, bludgeoning the beef steak, cranking the love pump, paddling the pickle, smiting the pink knight, etc. In a word: wanking.
Word Count: ~2500
Disclaimer: Not even remotely my characters. I just like to (self) abuse them.
Author's Notes: Hoorah for hp_wankfest! I had so much fun (self) abusing Moody here! I could not have done it without the help and support of R&R or L., all of whom gave me fantastic suggestions and allowed me to whinge at them both online and in person. L. was also a fantastic beta. Thank you, my darlings!

Title courtesy of Aerosmith. I know it's an Americanism, but somehow, "Love in a Lift" didn't seem quite as funny.

( (Self) Love In An Elevator )

Tags: 2011 fic