Thu, May. 8th, 2014, 12:31 pm
[info]atdelphi: FIC: "Cat Ladies" for the HP Beholder Community

Recipient: The [info]hp_beholder Community
Author/Artist: ???
Title: Cat Ladies
Rating: PG for language and adult concepts
Pairings: Arabella Figg/Dolores Umbridge
Word Count: 2300
Medium: Fic
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): Passing mention of sexual assault
Summary: Two lonely women with feline friends, separated by everything they think they know about each other.
Author's/Artist's Notes: Thanks to everyone keeping Beholder alive and vibrant--watchers, participants, and especially our moderator Delphi. Thanks to S for help with the story.

Cat Ladies )

Sun, Apr. 20th, 2014, 02:04 pm
[info]atdelphi: FIC "By Theft or Force" for _hannelore

Recipient: [info]_hannelore
Author/Artist: ???
Title: By Theft or Force
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Dolores Umbridge/Arabella Figg
Word Count: 7000
Medium: Fic
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): Dolores Umbridge and all that it entails, i.e. *dub-con, implied use of date-rape drugs, manipulation, incredibly twee and sickening dirty talk*.
Summary: The Muggle-born Registration Commission has decreed that magical powers stolen by Muggle-borns are to be retrieved and distributed among Squibs. Arabella finds herself on top of the list.
Author's/Artist's Notes: I hope you don’t mind the lack of romance, Hannelore! I did include the cats, though, to balance out the unpleasantness. I also must apologise for the language, it is unbearably cutesy. Dolores has infected my brain.

By Theft or Force )

Tue, May. 17th, 2011, 01:29 pm
[info]beholder_mod: FIC: "Dolores on the Dotted Line" for chaos_rose

Recipient: [info]chaos_rose
Author/Artist: [info]donnaimmaculata
Title: Dolores on the Dotted Line
Rating: R
Pairings: Dolores Umbridge/Kingsley Shacklebolt, Dolores Umbridge/Rufus Scrimgeour, Dolores Umbridge/Alastor Moody
Word Count: 4350
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *auto erotica, purple prose*.
Summary: Dolores is a little girl with a big dream. And a crush or two.
Author's/Artist's Notes: I apologise for the purple prose passages. They are not supposed to make sense.

Dolores on the Dotted Line )

Tue, Apr. 26th, 2011, 02:49 pm
[info]beholder_mod: FIC: "The Cat's Claws" for kelly_chambliss

Recipient: [info]kelly_chambliss
Author: [info]miss_morland
Title: The Cat's Claws
Rating: R
Pairings: Umbridge/McGonagall (unrequited), McGonagall/Hooch
Word Count: 1024
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *Internalised homophobia, 2nd person*.
Summary: You will make her pay, at last, for your flushing cheeks and sleepless nights and dreams that came to naught.
Author's Notes: Kelly, I'm afraid this is a bit twisted, but I hope you'll enjoy it nonetheless. Many thanks to Beth for her patience and to my beta, R, for her help.

The Cat's Claws )

Fri, Apr. 22nd, 2011, 01:40 pm
[info]beholder_mod: FIC: "A Very Bad Thing Indeed" for Miss Morland

Recipient: Miss_Morland
Author: [info]lash_larue
Title: "A Very Bad Thing Indeed"
Rating: R
Pairings: Aunt Marge/Umbridge Millicent Bulstrode/Moaning Myrtle
Word Count: 14,340
Warnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): *[sex, masturbation, culling of deformed pup (ruthless, but not drawn out or sensationalized)]*.
Summary: Just because a woman does not meet contemporary standards of beauty does not mean that she doesn’t have needs and longings. Strong women find a way to satisfy them.
Author's Notes: According to the interview with JKR, "Harry and Me", Millicent Bulstrode is a half-blood. In this story she is a pure-blood. The village Marjorie lives near is real; I did not make that up.

My thanks to albalark for wading through this.

"A Very Bad Thing Indeed"

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Tue, Apr. 29th, 2008, 05:11 pm
[info]beholder_mod: FIC: 'A Tale of Love and Power in which Our Heroine Wears Pink' for ships_harry

Recipient: [info]ships_harry
Author: [info]hazelhawthorne
Title: A Tale of Love and Power in which Our Heroine Wears Pink
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Umbridge/Fudge
Word Count: ~3000
Author's Notes: [info]ships_harry requested something featuring an older woman, Marauder generation or before. I hope this suits. Thanks to C and W for being willing to sit through my nattering about this for weeks and for all of their input. This would have been a very different (read: hard to follow) story without them. Extreme heaps of gratitude to bethbethbeth for organizing this fest, for being so patient and for filling in as emergency beta.

A Tale of Love and Power in which Our Heroine Wears Pink )