In These Stones Horizons Sing

Nothing ever goes the way it's supposed to, does it? You become the youngest person in history to get your own ship and this happens.

Figures.

This is ridiculous. I'm a goddamn doctor!

Since my esteemed captain can't be bothered with pleasantries, you're going to have to settle for me. I'm Dr. Leonard H. McCoy. Just call me Bones. The other fellow is Captain James T. Kirk. Just call him an idiot.

I need a drink.