Hawaii Five-Oh No Net

( Private to Veronica. )

In the spirit of the season, there are a few things going on around the islands. There are going to be a couple of Christmas luaus in the next week or so, and the Hukilau cafe has transformed into a winter wonderland.

Kamekona is running some Christmas specials at his shrimp truck and at Waiola Shave Ice, so, you should definitely check those out too.

Last but not least, you can bring your little ones to meet Santa at the Ala Moana center. Pictures with him are $10 a piece, but sitting on his lip and telling him what they want for Christmas is free.

It's been pretty quiet so I feel like...maybe people are getting sent home?

Who's all still here?

Well guys, Happy Thanksgiving. I know it sucks being away from family, but, there are a lot of people here you can share the holiday with.

It's great not being on Barbie and Skipper's drug lord leash anymore. All I've been doing lately is hanging out and eating a fuckton of Shave Ice. Have you all tried Shave Ice? If you compare it to a sno-cone you're dead to me.

Okay, I don't know what the hell is going on here, but my boyfriend is Captain America so you should definitely send me back home or else he and his friends are going to come and beat your asses!

Steve

Hey big bro, what's going on?

[Danny.]

Well, this arrangement seems to be working out pretty great.

Even if we can't send people back, I think it'll be okay. One way or another.

[Five-0 + New Allies]

Seems arrivals are growing more and more frequent. Anyone pick up on anything?

This morning we've arranged a meeting between us, Governor Denning and any of you that might want to help us investigate what got you all here and maintaining order, helping with new arrivals, etc.

So if you want to come, just meet us at The Palace [address]. Anyone who thinks they can help is welcome.

Hey, I'm Commander Steve McGarrett.

Steve

How would you like a little blonde house guest for awhile? I think she's potty trained. I didn't get around to asking.

Filtered to Five-0

The whole island has gone lolo.

I'm Commander McGarrett, Five-0 task force. Long story short, we don't know why you're here. We didn't do this any more than you did.

But if you can work with us and try and keep calm and everything, it'd really help us out. I know it's a lot to ask, but please.

You've got to be fucking kidding me. What kind of bizarro phantom zone crap is this? Where did all of these people come from?

Listen up, I'm not a babysitter. Don't fuck up or you will go to jail. Okay? We're gonna get along great.