It's great not being on Barbie and Skipper's drug lord leash anymore. All I've been doing lately is hanging out and eating a fuckton of Shave Ice. Have you all tried Shave Ice? If you compare it to a sno-cone you're dead to me.
Uh, this seems...awfully familiar actually. Agent Barbie? Agent Skipper? I...I was supposed to meet him and I remember a gun and I....ladies I'm all about getting the hell out of Colombia but this.....is not what I had in mind....