It wasn’t surprising that at a party like TD’s- where little ‘resting’ areas were conveniently set up off to the side- plenty of people were hooking up. But not everyone was content to use the designated areas. MB certainly wanted to hook up with AH, but apparently, she didn’t want anyone else to know. Luckily for us, she’s not the most clever or discreet of drunks, as her pulling AH behind a stable to have her way with him certainly didn’t go unnoticed. And I mean during and after. Her twin brother McB definitely noticed when he saw AH later, covered in glitter in some very suspicious places and the tension between brother and boy toy was decidedly noticeable.
Couples News
There were two big, notable breakups this week that I’m sure everyone is dying for dish on. GM might be telling all her friends that she broke up with HP, but the truth is that the Boy-Who-Lived dumped her. Looks like this vain Slytherin has too much pride to admit she got dumped by the king of Gryffindors. I doubt she’ll be upset for long, though, chances are she’ll move on to the first thing with two legs that she can find. And of course, HP himself isn’t taking long to move on. He’s already gone out on a date with PvP; just a short day after dumping GM, he took his former Yule Ball date out dancing. Quite the romantic way to make up for his lack of manners all those years ago!
Weddings seem to be a bit of a theme this week. Obviously there was the wedding of SR and AR... or really, the do-over wedding, since everyone knows how they eloped to Vegas. And if you think they rushed planning it, well, don’t be so surprised. Rumor has it they had to get the ‘official’ wedding done as fast as possible before SR started to show. And speaking of showing, you’ll never guess who else is officially joining the ranks of mommie-to-be. That’s right, according to the test she apparently took, AJ is pregnant with DaM’s child! …. or is she? AJ seemed to start planning for a wedding pretty quick, and I’m sure I’m not the only one wondering if this baby is real, or just a ploy to secure DaM’s name and fortune? And weddings are normally happy places, but it wasn’t all happiness this weekend for bridesmaid SF. She brought her boyfriend CR to the wedding, and the snake certainly looked out of place amongst all the Hufflepuffs and muggles. Apparently he felt out of place, too, since he was soon seen fleeing the party… but not before he dumped SF in the middle of the wedding.
In non-wedding news finally, a new couple has made it official: DT and SmF are officially dating! But for how long? Everyone knows neither Gryffindor is good at making a relationship last. And rumor has it that LB is jealous of her ex-boyfriend dating one of her close friends, and has plans to try and split the pair up!
Did You Know…?
That HD got a job at Mungo’s just to impress ES? (But has he really started to straighten up, or is it just a cover?) That HA was completely high at TD’s party? (Perhaps it was another way of distracting herself, like the way she threw herself into planning SR’s wedding to cover for the fact that she’s worried she’ll be single forever.) That PP brought PW of all people to TD’s party? (If she keeps up her interesting choice of a plus one, she might find the invitations begin trickling in a lot more slowly...) That even though his sister disapproves, McB is still making plans to see EM? That AG and RV have finally decided to make nice, and all it took was RV violently punching AG in the middle of his best friend’s home?
Overseen
“Is there going to be a second date?” -LB “I have absolutely no idea.” -PvP “You’re gorgeous, he'd be an idiot to not want to date you, you know.” -LB
“I don't think I can do this.” -AJ “Of course you can. You're fucking brilliant, you can do anything.” -LQ “Okay... but I don't know if I want to do this. That makes me a horrible person.” -AJ
“I am invited to a wedding. Want to go with me? Oh...and there will be Muggles there...” -McB “What the hell would I do with Muggles?” -MB
“I will try not to feel like I might die at any moment.” -PW “Don't worry, I'll be gentle.” -PP
“Look, I can't keep this up. I thought I could, but it's not me. I think we need to end this. I don't want to be the bloke you're shagging.” -HP to GM.