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roxie barringer doesn't turn on the red light ([info]tightwire) wrote in [info]gooseberry,
@ 2017-03-15 20:00:00

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Entry tags:! journal, reece downing, roxanne barringer

Very important inquiry from home: "Charming and silver-tongued" (his words, not mine) spider would like to diversify his repitoire - currently predominantly featuring Shakespeare, with occasional forays into Shelley and Keats. Seeks advice on how to appeal to a younger and "less classically-minded" clientelle. Does not appreciate being told to "perhaps watch Arachnophobia, Roxanne."

Though I think that last part may have been aimed at me.

Better monologue/poetry suggestions would be much appreciated.


[Chris]

Hey there, bossman.

Quick question. Beater practice tomorrow - want to try something a little bit different?


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[info]thingamabobbs
2017-03-15 09:15 pm UTC (link)
I'd way rather eat expensive steak than stringy wizard but maybe that's just me.

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[info]tightwire
2017-03-15 09:18 pm UTC (link)
He enjoys making the occasional threat, but assures me that we taste terrible to anyone with a reasonably refined palate.

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