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Tweak says, "Did you hear that rubber ducky"

Susana Velasquez (gottaplay) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-20 15:18:00

Entry tags:

! journal, susana velasquez

Okay Goosberry, real talk for a second.

These parent-teacher conferences are the literal worst. However, surprise visits from the family members you actually like are the literal best.

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	idfk 2017-01-20 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. Full grown, out of that awkward teen phase, no acne, no overactive sebaceous glands, HINTS OF STUBBLE, MUSCLES. The air of unattainability makes them even more attractive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gottaplay 2017-01-20 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	But my brother Levi?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	YEAH, YOUR BROTHER. I mean, your dad's hot too but he looks like a shithead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gottaplay 2017-01-20 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Well spotted. He is a shithead. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	colemoss 2017-01-20 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	[...] you seem really sure about this. but lots of people here have muscles?? i've drawn them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, because half the kids here are on athletic scholarships and the other half are here on academic scholarships. BUT DO ANY OF THESE MUSCULAR KIDS HAVE STUBBLE??? ... The Latino kids don't count, they grow stubble when they're twelve. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2017-01-20 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, are you saying academic scholarships are a reason for muscles or for no muscles? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	The kids on academic scholarships are supposed to be soft and tender to balance out the MACHO yet STUBBLE-FREE athletic half. If they're on academic scholarship and fit, they can go fuck themselves for cheating the system. WE NEED MORE SOFT-BODIED CUTIES AROUND HERE. There's Jesse and Ennis, but they're a minority. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2017-01-20 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Kramer, will you still love me despite my stubble-and-softness handicap? Will you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Just stop shaving your legs so I have something to close my eyes and rub my face against. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	qnnc 2017-01-20 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	I'll have to get back to you on that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	qnnc 2017-01-20 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	Since your eyes are already closed, can we just swap out my legs for McBride's or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	McBride's leg hairs are too soft. I'd know the difference immediately. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	idfk 2017-01-20 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	List of students who are macho and have stubble AND are fuckable: DIEGO MORALES ♥♥♥ List of older brothers who are macho and have stubble AND are fuckable: Most of the ones that showed up to PTC. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-20 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Basically (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	And Diego technically doesn't count because he's latino and how DARE HE look so rugged and manly so young. I swear he's had muscles and stubble since Sophomore year. My pit hair was barely growing in back then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-20 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I thought it was suspicious. Thought he was on some 21 jump street shit (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	morale 2017-01-20 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	But if you have a lot of stubble, girls complain that it hurts when you make out because their skin's so sensitive. Which... I guess will never be an issue for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	qnnc 2017-01-20 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be right back, I have to go check out the atrium. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	choneychurch 2017-01-20 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	I had no idea stubble was so important to you, Levi. Sorry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	My dreams of kissing a cactus, crushed. But my nipple hairs are growing in so you better watch out, punk. I'm about to out-macho you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	choneychurch 2017-01-20 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	If you want to put kissing on hold until I grow a beard, I'll understand. [...] Oh no? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	NOPE. NOPENOPENOPENOPE. Beards? Ugh. GROSS. Who needs 'em? Not me. Not this guy. Smooth is the way to go. I love kissing velvet. Your face is like velvet. I love kissing your face. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	glasshalfdoomed 2017-01-20 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	What are you saying? My muscles aren't enough for you anymore, Levi? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Ryan... Ryan... If anything, they're too much for me. I'm not worthy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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