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Susana Velasquez (gottaplay) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-20 15:18:00

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! journal, susana velasquez

Okay Goosberry, real talk for a second.

These parent-teacher conferences are the literal worst. However, surprise visits from the family members you actually like are the literal best.

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	doyouevenlift 2017-01-20 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	Basically (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	And Diego technically doesn't count because he's latino and how DARE HE look so rugged and manly so young. I swear he's had muscles and stubble since Sophomore year. My pit hair was barely growing in back then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-20 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah I thought it was suspicious. Thought he was on some 21 jump street shit (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	I have a theory that he's just been held back three years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-20 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Can he deny or verify this theory (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morale 2017-01-20 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Tomorrow I'll actually shave properly and I won't wear my glasses so you can see me de-age 5 years. Anyway, you shouldn't complain, I'm great for buying alcohol from underpaid and lazy liquor store employees. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-20 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'm gonna get carded for the next thirty years. I can feel it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morale 2017-01-20 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, sorry man. You'll enjoy it when you're 30 and look 20? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Except for all the wrinkles he's gonna have from scowling constantly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-20 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	Fuck off (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-21 12:27 am UTC (link)
	When you ever feel bad about yourself, know that I had a phase where most of my pictures looked like this: [Spellotaped in. Pretend it's an animated magical picture of fetus Levi posing "seductively", or so fetus Levi believes.] Boy or girl? We just don't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-21 12:29 am UTC (link)
	I never feel bad about myself but it's good to know i picked a good stage to acknowledge your existence and missed whatever the fuck that other stage was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-21 12:39 am UTC (link)
	That was called my "BUDDING SEXUALITY" phase. I used to hand photos out to boys I liked. There are worse in the collection. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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doyouevenlift, 2017-01-21 12:51 am UTC

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	morale 2017-01-20 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	But if you have a lot of stubble, girls complain that it hurts when you make out because their skin's so sensitive. Which... I guess will never be an issue for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	I've actually never kissed anyone with stubble. I didn't think about sensitive skin. TOO BAD, LADIES, YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON HIS BABY SMOOTH SOFTNESS. Except for all the girls I've kissed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morale 2017-01-20 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'm just glad that you're a pain-free kissing experience for Cecil. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	I mean... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morale 2017-01-20 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Don't elaborate! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	OKAY, OKAY. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	choneychurch 2017-01-20 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	~~Levi~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	HI, CECIL. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	choneychurch 2017-01-20 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	[...] Hi Levi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-20 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	[Levi smears chapstick on his lips and then presses them to the page to leave an imprint. Gross.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2017-01-21 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Get a fucking room, freak (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2017-01-21 12:23 am UTC (link)
	[A wet streak appears as Levi licks the page across Chris's comment.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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