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Tweak says, "I'm your huckleberry."

actual disaster sebastien lacroix (suchaguppy) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2017-01-02 19:09:00

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! journal, gabriela flores, sebastien lacroix

oh god.

the air. it's so fresh. so fresh and clean and unpolluted. even the SNOW is clean. who has CLEAN snow? my brief return to reality has reminded me that real snow is covered in dirt and angry car marks and dog piss. seriously, though - what EVEN IS this narnia-ass bullshit? this is not what actual life looks like, people.

oh, gooseberry. how i have missed your fresh, piney nonsense.

i just don't think that my lungs are prepared.

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Azurcrest

qnnc
2017-01-02 08:25 pm UTC (link)

Okay, picture this:

You're standing at the top of Azurcrest Hill (the one we're Allowed To Use) and you have class soon, but you don't know if you'll be able to make down the hill in time! What a tragedy!

But wait! What's that? A sled?

Surely not. You've been told not to sled under any circumstances...

... But what if there was a defined track that took a straight line down the hill, and there were no obstacles in the line's way, and it was impossible to stray from the track because of boundary charms?

What then, Kramer? What then?

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	Azurcrest idfk 2017-01-02 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	I'm with you, I'm with you. What system will be in place to ensure the sled goes back up the hill for the next person to use? Is the sled enchanted to work its way back up the hill? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest qnnc 2017-01-02 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	I would have said 'honour system,' but your idea sounds simply magical. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest choneychurch 2017-01-02 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Guys. [...] Maybe talk to Mr. Merrill before you get ahead of yourselves? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest idfk 2017-01-02 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I bet Mr. Merrill will help out so he can ride it too! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest choneychurch 2017-01-02 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	And, if that's the case, I'll be happy to help. But we need to ask first. Deal? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest idfk 2017-01-02 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	I printed out some memes I was saving for Ravi and Rafael, but I'll use you for practice: [Spellotaped in.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest choneychurch 2017-01-02 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Did you forget that I can be a buzzkill too? Thank you, Levi. I can go with you to ask Mr. Merrill if you want? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest idfk 2017-01-02 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't forget. It's Quinn's project so she should ask and get the glory. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest choneychurch 2017-01-02 10:37 pm UTC (link)
	Of course not. Plural 'you'. But Quinn should definitely take the lead on this; it sounds like she's given it a fair amount of thought and she's got the Artificing skill to design something like that. If Mr. Merrill's on board. [...] It actually does sound like fun, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Azurcrest

qnnc
2017-01-03 11:15 am UTC (link)

If by 'fair amount of thought' you mean 'Quinn went snowboarding over the break and had an epiphany,' then yes, I've put a fair amount of thought into it.

Don't worry, Honeychurch, I've definitely learned my lesson. Merrill's permission comes first. I find he's easier to convince if we have a solid plan; I'll see if I can rope in Laurel and McBride. They're better than me at Charms and Artificing.

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	Azurcrest ijustknowit 2017-01-03 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	I'll do you one better. What if this sled could drag us back up the hill? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest qnnc 2017-01-03 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	McBride! I knew there was a reason I haven't paid Hertz to smother you in your sleep yet! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest ijustknowit 2017-01-03 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	Hertz is no match for the night thrash (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest qnnc 2017-01-03 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Is "The Night Thrash" the next band name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest ijustknowit 2017-01-03 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	I'll put it in the vault. I think Po'boy is really gaining some traction though. Gotta maintain brand recognition (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest qnnc 2017-01-03 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	It's only a matter of time until you'll need to change your (band) name and flee to Mexico. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest ijustknowit 2017-01-03 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, definitely. Hopefully with the tiffanys chandelier, but I'm gonna wait until Wes leaves me for a hotter woman or he kills Chris and has to flee with me (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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qnnc, 2017-01-03 08:55 pm UTC

	Azurcrest idfk 2017-01-02 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Even with the fancy U, there's no "honour system" when it comes to 40 excitable Azurcrest. They're gonna be too hyped about sliding down that hill and forget to send the sled back up unless it means riding the sled back up in a show of reverse-sledding so they can ride it back down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest qnnc 2017-01-03 10:56 am UTC (link)
	I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Azurcrest unregrettable 2017-01-03 03:03 pm UTC (link)
	But without the risk of injury and/or death, where's the fun, Quinn? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest qnnc 2017-01-03 03:06 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I'm working with what I have! Namely a Prefect badge. I'm convinced that getting hockey approved was a once-in-a-lifetime thing. I used up all of my Risk of Injury And/Or Death Mojo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest unregrettable 2017-01-04 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	So what you're saying is... it's up to us to add a bit of thrill to your completely safe sledding suggestion? Because I can do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest qnnc 2017-01-04 12:47 pm UTC (link)
	A safe amount of thrill. But still, yes. You're now the Chief Fun Officer! I'll add you to the planning ward when it happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Azurcrest unregrettable 2017-01-04 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	Blindfolds are safe! Nice. I'm going to start adding letters after my name: Henrietta Gray, QC CFO (Reply to this) (Parent)

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