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Timothy Drake (doyouevenlift) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-29 00:00:00

Entry tags:

! journal, christopher park

[posted after the anon post]

[warded to scooby crew]

We should've fucking stayed over break and gone to the grotto ourselves

Should we discuss what the fuck we just learned tonight?

It made a fucking Christmas tree

[warded to Levi]

You read the anon post tonight?

[warded to Rosy]

you're not a rebound

I'm not still hung up on

I don't even think you're that repr

You're not a fucking rebound.

Not that we're like doing anything serious

But you're not a flavor of the week bullshit either

Unless you want to do something serious

Not that I expect you to. Or dont expect you to

I'm just not using you as a rebound. I don't do that shit.

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	Chris \| Rosy rosmarinus 2016-12-29 02:54 am UTC (link)
	So what you're telling me is we're both actually awful at communicating. This is gonna go great, I can tell. [...] Because yeah, I fucking want to do not casual with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris \| Rosy doyouevenlift 2016-12-29 03:08 am UTC (link)
	I mean I can't write sappy love shit like everybody else is doing and I'm probably just gonna keep being an asshole. It's almost like it's a personality flaw or something But I wanna do not casual with you so [...] good. We're doing not casual (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris \| Rosy rosmarinus 2016-12-29 09:56 am UTC (link)
	You know I'm an asshole, and if you were physically capable of writing gross, sappy stuff I would be physically incapable of appreciating it and I almost definitely wouldn't like you. So. Keep up the personality flaws. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris \| Rosy doyouevenlift 2016-12-29 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	If you were physically incapable of being an asshole, I wouldn't like you either I'm not into that rescuing kittens from trees shit. So. We'll just keep being assholes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Chris | Rosy

rosmarinus
2016-12-29 12:26 pm UTC (link)

If I was physically incapable of being an asshole, I wouldn't have lasted very long in the Stoker house. And then Ferdie would have had to be the tough prefect and Ribbonfin would just be in chaos. It's better for everyone this way.

But why aren't you into rescuing kittens from trees? Are you saying you just leave stuck kittens up in trees? You just walk past without even slowing for their pitiful cries? Is that being an asshole or a supervillain?

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Re: Chris | Rosy

doyouevenlift
2016-12-29 06:22 pm UTC (link)

Ferdie's the kid that let me hug him for like fifteen minutes at the last grotto party right?

Actually him playing the tough prefect would be hilarious

Those kittens got themselves into that situation, they can get themselves out of it or die trying. I don't know how to break this to you gently but you basically just agreed to do not casual with a super villain.

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	Chris \| Rosy rosmarinus 2016-12-30 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, Ferdie's the kid you forced your hugs and hair fetish on at the last Grotto party. Maybe he'd be a better bad cop than you realize. Maybe I'm not the only one with the power to make roommates cry. This is probably an awkward time to tell you I'm a superhero then, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Chris | Rosy

doyouevenlift
2016-12-31 01:34 am UTC (link)

I did not touch his hair.

I don't remember touching his hair so it didn't happen. I'm just hoping I falsely remember singing to him to be honest.

I don't even know who the fuck his roommates are. Maybe they're just crying types, it could be easier for him.

Dude, that's fucking poetic. A supervillain and a superhero doing not casual. Imagine the arguments we'll have over whether or not the kitten stuck in that tree deserves to die.

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Chris | Rosy

rosmarinus
2016-12-31 01:52 am UTC (link)

I kind of just assume you pet everyone's hair when you're drunk. But what do I know, I was drunk. I also half-hugged him for like fifteen minutes on the walk back.

You also then transitioned to hugging one of his roommates.

I think you kind of half-kidnapped one of his roommates, actually. Which I probably should have stopped. I was really not on my prefect game that night.

Oh no, there won't be an argument. I'll just challenge you to a race. Who can save the kitten first? Bet it's me.

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Re: Chris | Rosy

doyouevenlift
2016-12-31 02:24 am UTC (link)

I kinda just assume you're probably right. That kid got so much action that night. But he probably deserved the half hour of hugging, since you tried to break his face instead of kissing him.

Ennerd is his roommate? Huh. Okay I remember that part. Good kid. No sense of self preservation.

Okay so, it's not fucking you, I'll save that fucking cat first

[...]

okay so, I see what you're doing, but I'm still gonna save that cat first.

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	Chris \| Rosy rosmarinus 2016-12-31 02:45 am UTC (link)
	He also got double Stokered. Which was just unfortunate. That is not the right twin fantasy. Ennis. It's like Dennis, but with one less letter to both trying to remember. Don't you lead him astray, Christopher. While you were figuring out what I was doing I changed into some sensible shoes and got the cat first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris \| Rosy (okay but he's probably gonna throw a cat into a tree in an attempt to woo her tbh) doyouevenlift 2016-12-31 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Who doesn't fantasize about getting headbutted and then getting kissed like it's a competition by twins? Right. Ennis. [...] I don't plan on leading the kid anywhere, but if he goes astray that's not my fault. But if by astray you mean quidpong badasses, then I'm already on it. Goddamnit, Rosemary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Chris | Rosy (oh chris you have all the moves)

rosmarinus
2016-12-31 03:10 am UTC (link)

I swear to god, the universe really does want me and Sylvester to turn everything into a competition/also ruin everything/also turn ruining everything into a fucking competition. Why the hell else would that bottle do that to the only nice person I've managed to trick into being my friend.

Goddammit. Quidpong prowess is going to be the fall of the house of Ribbonfin.

I'm pretty ruthless. I don't even respect the ancient tradition of shit talk before kicking your ass.

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Re: Chris | Rosy

doyouevenlift
2016-12-31 03:30 am UTC (link)

Nah it's alright. I totally softened the blow for the kid. I mean before Sylvester tried to eat his face but I softened the blow of his trauma from you at least.

Yeah or I dragged a random ribbonfin to quidpong and got him shit faced. Think that really just means Coppertale's gonna be the downfall of Ribbonfin.

Okay but breaking ancient traditions of asskickingnis still pretty hot so you probably get a pass.

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Chris | Rosy

rosmarinus
2016-12-31 03:52 am UTC (link)

[...] I think I owe Ferdie a much better Christmas present just for putting up with, like, literally everything terrible that night.

Oh my god, and they're all going to blame me, the fox in trout's clothing. I was supposed to protect them from you animals and instead I just opened the door.

How long until I find out if I do actually get a pass? I need to know how much I can get away with based on whether or not it's "pretty hot."

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