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Timothy Drake (doyouevenlift) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-29 00:00:00

Entry tags:

! journal, christopher park

[posted after the anon post]

[warded to scooby crew]

We should've fucking stayed over break and gone to the grotto ourselves

Should we discuss what the fuck we just learned tonight?

It made a fucking Christmas tree

[warded to Levi]

You read the anon post tonight?

[warded to Rosy]

you're not a rebound

I'm not still hung up on

I don't even think you're that repr

You're not a fucking rebound.

Not that we're like doing anything serious

But you're not a flavor of the week bullshit either

Unless you want to do something serious

Not that I expect you to. Or dont expect you to

I'm just not using you as a rebound. I don't do that shit.

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	Scoobies madtess 2016-12-29 01:27 am UTC (link)
	It supposedly made a Christmas tree. And Micah made a movie. But yeah, maybe we should have. It would have been a good time to poke around when almost no one was there. Instead, I ate canned bread. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Scoobies doyouevenlift 2016-12-29 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Fucking canned bread goddamnit Somebody who doesn't hate him has to find out if he kept the raw footage and didn't delete the shit he decided not to edit into the movie. I vote you Because Rob would probably challenge him to a fight (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scoobies hanshotfirst 2016-12-29 01:44 am UTC (link)
	We can still bullshit about it while we wait to fucking ~~vari~~ verify the info, to get a headstart on it So 1. It made a tree. 2. It made a dude. 3. It dressed the dude. 4. Wtf was the shit about weird lights going off man (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Scoobies doyouevenlift 2016-12-29 01:49 am UTC (link)
	5. The card was stuck to the wall or whatever pretty hard. Like magic. 6. Whatever the fuck happened wasn't enough to scare Micah away. He's pretty stupid but this goes back to anon saying they don't want to hurt us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Scoobies madtess 2016-12-29 01:59 am UTC (link)
	It kept the coat, the flag, the card, the painted leaves. The flag was stolen, though. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Scoobies madtess 2016-12-29 01:57 am UTC (link)
	It's keeping trinkets. And it made people. Serial killery. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Scoobies

doyouevenlift
2016-12-29 02:00 am UTC (link)

Good point. It could be luring us into a false sense of security with all this nice shit and we're just accepting it and making wards so we don't hurt it's feelings because society teaches us that nice people sound nice and mean people sound mean

But that's totally not fucking true. Could be planning to hurt us. Doesn't fucking matter that it told us it wouldn't.

TRUST NOTHING

[...]

I spent too long on the compound.

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Scoobies

madtess
2016-12-29 02:03 am UTC (link)

Shit we both did, I was just wondering if there's a murder cult in the woods pretending to be friendly ghosts or some shit to lure in teenaged sacrifices.

Also, Anony admitted that he knows who we are on anon posts, even if we can't tell each other. What if he/she/it can see everything we say? Whether it's a ghost or a genius, it can meddle with the magic and safeguards built into the journals. Who's to say it can't bypass our wards?

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Scoobies

hanshotfirst
2016-12-29 02:49 am UTC (link)

So what your sayin is that if this shits a student they could maybe know all our deep dark secrets?

Not that I say secret shit on here any fucking way

Hey park what were you saying before about what kinda guy we'd be looking for if it was a student? Jr or sr, smart as fuck, kinda a dick, kinda fucking weird, maybe a fucking herm geek

For fucks sake is anon mcbride

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	Re: Scoobies doyouevenlift 2016-12-29 11:03 am UTC (link)
	[...] Okay I'm gonna deny that because it's fucking Jesse McBride But what if that's what he wants us to do. He created a whole personality to throw us off from suspecting him. So fuck yeah, he just moved to the top of our suspect list. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scoobies hanshotfirst 2016-12-29 12:27 pm UTC (link)
	Lets start stalking him I nominate tess to do the actual stalking im busy (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Scoobies madtess 2016-12-30 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Yes. That's probably for the best. ... Surely not. But maybe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scoobies hanshotfirst 2016-12-30 01:32 am UTC (link)
	Maybes all I need lets start suspecting the fuck outta him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scoobies madtess 2016-12-30 01:51 am UTC (link)
	Nate is also very good at hermeticism, but he doesn't seem the sort. Though he is very quiet... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scoobies hanshotfirst 2016-12-30 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Fucking boring you follow him (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Scoobies hanshotfirst 2016-12-29 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Don't none of you fucking forget about BRoTHeR neither, nonnys fucking scared (but could be acting yeah we know tess) of BRoTHeR you can tell (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Scoobies doyouevenlift 2016-12-29 02:07 am UTC (link)
	That's what I was thinking. And brother doesn't seem to like us much. The anon says he's protective of it. Or worried. Sounds fucking controlling. And controlling protective assholes can do a lot of fucking damage. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Scoobies madtess 2016-12-29 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Shit, do you think he'd delete the raw footage? He wouldn't right? Dude, we need some non coppertales in this squad apparently. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Scoobies doyouevenlift 2016-12-29 02:02 am UTC (link)
	I don't know maybe? I don't fucking talk to him I don't know I know noncoppertails. Cricket made that ghost ward - she's into ghosts. We could recruit her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Scoobies madtess 2016-12-29 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Good point. And Cricket is awesome. We need to lower the dick ratio in this group anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Chris & Levi idfk 2016-12-29 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Cecil's over at my house and my family threw a party because that's the Kramer Way so I've been way busy. But it's wound down now so I'll go look. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Chris & Levi - 10 minutes later idfk 2016-12-29 01:32 am UTC (link)
	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris & Levi idfk 2016-12-29 01:35 am UTC (link)
	"They're like two horny assholes who wanna hold hands with virgins then go fuck each other after class" HOLY FUCK THIS IS SO GOOD WHO WROTE THAT (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris & Levi doyouevenlift 2016-12-29 01:37 am UTC (link)
	I don't fucking care so long as you don't do them the honor of actually framing that shit (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris & Levi idfk 2016-12-29 01:38 am UTC (link)
	Too late, I'm getting out my scissors. Okay but yeah, what about the anon post? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris & Levi doyouevenlift 2016-12-29 01:48 am UTC (link)
	I think I chose Rosy Without the help of my useless fucking rock I thought maybe I should tell Cecil skipped it right. Since his sense of humor isn't as fucked up as ours and he probably wouldn't find it as funny (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Chris & Levi

idfk
2016-12-29 02:06 am UTC (link)

Nah, he's peeking at it now that I'm peeking it it. I'm looking over at him right now. He'll be fine, though. It doesn't bother me this time around.

Anons are on fire tonight, holy shit. There are some sick burns in here. Half-tempted to White Knight, half-tempted to egg them on.

Sorry your Chris-Rosy spotlight got shat on though. It's easy to say 'Don't let it bother you' but I know these jimmies got real rustled on the end-October anon post when they were shitting on me and Cecil. It kind of helped to solidify things more though, out of sheer spite and stubbornness. So maybe that'll work out for you two too.

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	Re: Chris & Levi doyouevenlift 2016-12-29 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Nah it's fine. It's weird but it doesn't bother me this time either. I think I already feel solid with Rosy. It's weird because my fucking rock doesn't work and I feel fine. Besides. It's fucking poetic for the top easiest student to start something with the top sexually repressed student. I'm writing fucking poetry over here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Chris & Levi

idfk
2016-12-29 03:44 am UTC (link)

We all know Ravi is top sexually repressed student. AND WHY WASN'T CECIL ON THAT LIST??? AND WHY WASN'T I AT THE TOP OF THE EASIEST LIST??? I'm offended.

... Okay, Cecil's not that sexually repressed. I just want attention.

Neither is Rosy for that matter. When I think of 'sexually repressed' I think of, like... Isaiah. ... And every single Ribbonfin boy except for Ras. Those Ribbonfin girls are absolutely NOT sexually repressed. Anuhea's pussy game strong. Sun-Mi's got the girls lining up around the block. All Zoey has to do is breathe in Ryan's general direction and he'll swoon.

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	Re: Chris & Levi doyouevenlift 2016-12-29 12:04 pm UTC (link)
	I mean you were second. That's a coveted spot. We've got a lot of easy people at this school But I know she's not sexually repressed. She just prefers punching things into submission instead of fucking everything. Which I'm totally fine with. (Reply to this) (Parent)

Chris

rosmarinus
2016-12-29 02:36 am UTC (link)

~~I can't say that idea hadn't crossed my mind~~ ~~I can't say the idea hadn't crossed my mind a lot but I tried to kind of attribute that more to the fact that I'm an eternal pessimist~~
~~I don't know what I~~
~~Why is this not a thing I can punch into submission~~
~~I don't even know what "serious" means but I'm also pretty sure I don't do casual~~
~~Like what do you~~ ~~wow Rosemary~~ ~~why don't you cross out more stuff there Rosemary~~

[...]

That was a lot of stuff to cross out.

I'm not even going to try and explain it.

Also, we all know nothing ever hurts me because nothing can get through my impenetrable wall of sarcasm, which means nothing on the anon post got to me. But. If I did. It's nice to know that. ~~Way to sound like a super normal human being Rosemary~~

And even more also, [...] I don't even know what "serious" means, really. ~~I've never da~~ ~~I've never ha~~ ~~But I~~ [...] I just know I'm not really a casual kind of person. Like. In general.

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	Re: Chris \| Rosy doyouevenlift 2016-12-29 02:46 am UTC (link)
	~~did you write a fucking novel~~ I know you don't do casual. I'm saying if you wanted to not do casual, I can not do casual with you too If you wanted. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris \| Rosy rosmarinus 2016-12-29 02:54 am UTC (link)
	So what you're telling me is we're both actually awful at communicating. This is gonna go great, I can tell. [...] Because yeah, I fucking want to do not casual with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris \| Rosy doyouevenlift 2016-12-29 03:08 am UTC (link)
	I mean I can't write sappy love shit like everybody else is doing and I'm probably just gonna keep being an asshole. It's almost like it's a personality flaw or something But I wanna do not casual with you so [...] good. We're doing not casual (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Chris \| Rosy rosmarinus 2016-12-29 09:56 am UTC (link)
	You know I'm an asshole, and if you were physically capable of writing gross, sappy stuff I would be physically incapable of appreciating it and I almost definitely wouldn't like you. So. Keep up the personality flaws. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris \| Rosy doyouevenlift 2016-12-29 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	If you were physically incapable of being an asshole, I wouldn't like you either I'm not into that rescuing kittens from trees shit. So. We'll just keep being assholes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Chris | Rosy

rosmarinus
2016-12-29 12:26 pm UTC (link)

If I was physically incapable of being an asshole, I wouldn't have lasted very long in the Stoker house. And then Ferdie would have had to be the tough prefect and Ribbonfin would just be in chaos. It's better for everyone this way.

But why aren't you into rescuing kittens from trees? Are you saying you just leave stuck kittens up in trees? You just walk past without even slowing for their pitiful cries? Is that being an asshole or a supervillain?

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Re: Chris | Rosy

doyouevenlift
2016-12-29 06:22 pm UTC (link)

Ferdie's the kid that let me hug him for like fifteen minutes at the last grotto party right?

Actually him playing the tough prefect would be hilarious

Those kittens got themselves into that situation, they can get themselves out of it or die trying. I don't know how to break this to you gently but you basically just agreed to do not casual with a super villain.

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	Chris \| Rosy rosmarinus 2016-12-30 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, Ferdie's the kid you forced your hugs and hair fetish on at the last Grotto party. Maybe he'd be a better bad cop than you realize. Maybe I'm not the only one with the power to make roommates cry. This is probably an awkward time to tell you I'm a superhero then, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Chris | Rosy

doyouevenlift
2016-12-31 01:34 am UTC (link)

I did not touch his hair.

I don't remember touching his hair so it didn't happen. I'm just hoping I falsely remember singing to him to be honest.

I don't even know who the fuck his roommates are. Maybe they're just crying types, it could be easier for him.

Dude, that's fucking poetic. A supervillain and a superhero doing not casual. Imagine the arguments we'll have over whether or not the kitten stuck in that tree deserves to die.

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Chris | Rosy

rosmarinus
2016-12-31 01:52 am UTC (link)

I kind of just assume you pet everyone's hair when you're drunk. But what do I know, I was drunk. I also half-hugged him for like fifteen minutes on the walk back.

You also then transitioned to hugging one of his roommates.

I think you kind of half-kidnapped one of his roommates, actually. Which I probably should have stopped. I was really not on my prefect game that night.

Oh no, there won't be an argument. I'll just challenge you to a race. Who can save the kitten first? Bet it's me.

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Re: Chris | Rosy

doyouevenlift
2016-12-31 02:24 am UTC (link)

I kinda just assume you're probably right. That kid got so much action that night. But he probably deserved the half hour of hugging, since you tried to break his face instead of kissing him.

Ennerd is his roommate? Huh. Okay I remember that part. Good kid. No sense of self preservation.

Okay so, it's not fucking you, I'll save that fucking cat first

[...]

okay so, I see what you're doing, but I'm still gonna save that cat first.

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	Chris \| Rosy rosmarinus 2016-12-31 02:45 am UTC (link)
	He also got double Stokered. Which was just unfortunate. That is not the right twin fantasy. Ennis. It's like Dennis, but with one less letter to both trying to remember. Don't you lead him astray, Christopher. While you were figuring out what I was doing I changed into some sensible shoes and got the cat first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Chris \| Rosy (okay but he's probably gonna throw a cat into a tree in an attempt to woo her tbh) doyouevenlift 2016-12-31 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Who doesn't fantasize about getting headbutted and then getting kissed like it's a competition by twins? Right. Ennis. [...] I don't plan on leading the kid anywhere, but if he goes astray that's not my fault. But if by astray you mean quidpong badasses, then I'm already on it. Goddamnit, Rosemary. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Chris | Rosy (oh chris you have all the moves)

rosmarinus
2016-12-31 03:10 am UTC (link)

I swear to god, the universe really does want me and Sylvester to turn everything into a competition/also ruin everything/also turn ruining everything into a fucking competition. Why the hell else would that bottle do that to the only nice person I've managed to trick into being my friend.

Goddammit. Quidpong prowess is going to be the fall of the house of Ribbonfin.

I'm pretty ruthless. I don't even respect the ancient tradition of shit talk before kicking your ass.

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Re: Chris | Rosy

doyouevenlift
2016-12-31 03:30 am UTC (link)

Nah it's alright. I totally softened the blow for the kid. I mean before Sylvester tried to eat his face but I softened the blow of his trauma from you at least.

Yeah or I dragged a random ribbonfin to quidpong and got him shit faced. Think that really just means Coppertale's gonna be the downfall of Ribbonfin.

Okay but breaking ancient traditions of asskickingnis still pretty hot so you probably get a pass.

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Chris | Rosy

rosmarinus
2016-12-31 03:52 am UTC (link)

[...] I think I owe Ferdie a much better Christmas present just for putting up with, like, literally everything terrible that night.

Oh my god, and they're all going to blame me, the fox in trout's clothing. I was supposed to protect them from you animals and instead I just opened the door.

How long until I find out if I do actually get a pass? I need to know how much I can get away with based on whether or not it's "pretty hot."

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