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Sylvester "Sy" Stoker ([info]stokers) wrote in [info]gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-23 16:16:00

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↠ Friday, December 23, 2013
That's it, I'm fuckin gone. I'm not sitting through another one of these fuckin bullshit hell parties. I'll come back for Christmas Eve because my parents would kill me they finally bring out the good champagne the day before Christmas, but not fuckin today. I'm about to stab the next chick who thinks I wanna spend an hour listening about her trip educating underprivileged Squibs in some fuckin country I can't spell. FUCK OFF.

I can Apparate anywhere. I don't even need you around. Who's got an unlocked front door? WAINWRIGHT. Your parents are No-Majs right? I bet I could Alohomora my way in.


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[info]tightwire
2016-12-23 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Literal magic would be cheating! And Kade swallows swords. A knife is easy.

The circus magic will be waiting for you. Wait. You freeze pizza? I thought it was delivered?

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[info]stokers
2016-12-23 08:50 pm UTC (link)
Your family's fucked up, Barringer. I like it.

Right? No like, Reid popped this shit out of cardboard and put it in the oven. The pizza might actually be cardboard too. I mean, it fuckin looked like it. He wouldn't tell me how long they had that just sitting around.

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[info]tightwire
2016-12-23 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Yeah? Then my mom's going to love you.

Really? Did it taste like pizza, at least? How long does it take to unfreeze a pizza?

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