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Sylvester "Sy" Stoker (stokers) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-23 16:16:00

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↠ Friday, December 23, 2013
That's it, I'm fuckin gone. I'm not sitting through another one of these fuckin bullshit hell parties. I'll come back for Christmas Eve because ~~my parents would kill me~~ they finally bring out the good champagne the day before Christmas, but not fuckin today. I'm about to stab the next chick who thinks I wanna spend an hour listening about her trip educating underprivileged Squibs in some fuckin country I can't spell. FUCK OFF.

I can Apparate anywhere. I don't even need you around. Who's got an unlocked front door? WAINWRIGHT. Your parents are No-Majs right? I bet I could Alohomora my way in.

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	unresponsive 2016-12-23 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Just knock. I'm sitting in the living room right now. I'll open the door. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	unresponsive 2016-12-23 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	It's cold so don't just fucking show up in your tuxedo or whatever they make you wear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-12-23 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not fuckin showing up to your door in my fuckin dress robes. What do you think this is, prom? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unresponsive 2016-12-23 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	You can be my prom date but I'm not lending you a coat is all. I've just got the one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-12-23 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'M NOT TAKING YOU TO PROM, REID. For one thing, it's way too early to talk about that shit. Anyway let me sort out whether or not I'm taking my brother too. It'll be fast, I think my old man's catching on that I'm not busy shaving or whatever the fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	rosmarinus 2016-12-23 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Are you seriously leaving me alone at this thing? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-12-23 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Look, you can cut and run too. They can't track down all of us if we go in different directions. I'll take Freddy. Shit, he'd probably love Reid. Both of them can be weird aliens together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-23 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	~~You know I'm not going to do that~~ ~~You know I can't fucking do that~~ Yeah, then who's gonna listen to Beefcake Wellington III talk about his leg days? Fine, go, whatever. Freddy stays. I need an ally here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

stokers
2016-12-23 06:53 pm UTC (link)

~~You don't have to do what they want~~ ~~It's not going to make them love~~

What you gotta do is find the next buffest dude and give him attention instead. It'll make Beefcake realize he's not the alpha and destabilize his self-esteem like fuck.

Shit, fine. He's already all dressed up. Gave him my flask for safekeeping, tho he's probably got other shit on him.

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	rosmarinus 2016-12-23 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	I'll take notes and report to you on the new pack dynamics of California's Least Tolerable in the morning. Well now it's my flask because I'm confiscating that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	stokers 2016-12-23 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	Ro. Do you wanna go to the circus? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rosmarinus 2016-12-23 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not going to the fucking circus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-12-23 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	These fuckin charity balls are a kind of circus. Performing for Mom and Dad like we're chained animals who won't get fed if we don't play. They won't suffer if we take a break. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	tightwire 2016-12-23 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	You got somewhere to go? Because you know nobody'd mind having you around here. Just in case. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-12-23 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	K, but where is "here"? I don't know what you guys do during the winter. Do you like park in one place or are you still travelling around even tho it's freezing as shit? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tightwire 2016-12-23 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, we're back home in Arizona for the next few days. We pretend to be civilized people every once and a while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-12-23 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	So, no free circus? Dammit, girl. You got my hopes up there for a second. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	gottaplay 2016-12-23 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like you're having a blast, cap. Kind of glad I stayed here and skipped any stuffy gatherings myself. Though even those aren't as bad as what it sounds like you've got going on. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-12-23 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	I wish I'd fuckin stayed. But I couldn't leave Ro—even though I'm leaving her now ~~FUCK~~ Did your parents not flip over you missing out on Christmas? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gottaplay 2016-12-23 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	It's kind of boring here, honestly. But quiet. There's been impromptu Quidditch too. I don't think they ~~remembered I was supposed to come home until I said something so~~ wanted me to be bored while they fawned over my older sister. Or something. They were fine with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neattrick 2016-12-23 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	i should've stayed. i'm banned from family pick up games (Reply to this) (Parent)

	neattrick 2016-12-23 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	how many parties have you been to in the last five days (Reply to this) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-12-23 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Our days were basically planned down to the minute when we got home, so like... three now? Or four? Shit. I lost count because we had to do two in one day. My old man's basically going for re-election already and he doesn't know how to take things easy. And you? I gotta figure out if this is a competition to have the most or least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	neattrick 2016-12-23 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	Well it can't be the most cause you'd definitely win. I've barely left the house. but my grandma's been making me help her bake cookies all day though which is its own special kind of torture. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-12-23 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	You, baking cookies? With your grandmother? Decourt, that's so... Wait, I gotta set the scene here. Are you wearing a cute apron? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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