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Tweak says, "I don't mean to be evil..."

Sylvester "Sy" Stoker (stokers) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-23 16:16:00

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↠ Friday, December 23, 2013
That's it, I'm fuckin gone. I'm not sitting through another one of these fuckin bullshit hell parties. I'll come back for Christmas Eve because ~~my parents would kill me~~ they finally bring out the good champagne the day before Christmas, but not fuckin today. I'm about to stab the next chick who thinks I wanna spend an hour listening about her trip educating underprivileged Squibs in some fuckin country I can't spell. FUCK OFF.

I can Apparate anywhere. I don't even need you around. Who's got an unlocked front door? WAINWRIGHT. Your parents are No-Majs right? I bet I could Alohomora my way in.

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	unresponsive 2016-12-23 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, I won't. I can apparate anyway. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-12-23 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	K but can you apparate to LA? Cause I got like at least two more days of Christmas party bullshit and if you're not doing anything tomorrow, you can stop me from punching some trust fund asshole in the face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unresponsive 2016-12-23 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah that probably would be a good idea. We mostly do stuff Christmas day so I just don't want my mom to get home from night shift and I'm in fucking Arizona. But she'll probably let me go to LA for Christmas Eve. She can't get the day off work anyway I'd just be sitting here bored. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-12-23 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	It's cool, I'll send your ass back home for Christmas proper. I mean usually I can escape these charity balls by 10, 9 if I'm lucky. I'll just tell my parents you're some Chicago pureblood heir. They won't wanna admit they've never heard of your family, it'll make them look bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unresponsive 2016-12-23 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know shit about purebloods. What if they ask questions. I'm kind of bad at answering questions too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-12-23 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	No, it's cool. You're a pureblood, you're basically better than like 80% of the people there. Trust me, I've had these assholes shitting on me all my life. Just act like you're too important to bother with anyone there. Say nothing but "I see" or "Interesting" to anything people say to you and they'll think you're just fuckin bored with them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unresponsive 2016-12-23 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Okay. People already think I'm like that. Not a pureblood, but like. A snob or whatever. [...] I should stop saying "or whatever". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stokers 2016-12-23 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	Right. You gotta sound serious, dude. Like, just focus on saying the least number of words as possible? Should be easy for you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tightwire 2016-12-23 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	Normally I'd make you be the one to convince my mother that you don't need to be escorted home like a preschooler. But I like you, so I'll take care of it. And you're welcome. We like having company that aren't customers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unresponsive 2016-12-23 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. ~~Again. Ugh. I mean~~ I think I'd probably not do a great job of it. Yeah, I bet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tightwire 2016-12-23 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	No. Ibu can be [...] I'm going to go with formidable. I mean, don't have to wear sequins when you guys come over. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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