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Micah St. Clair (auteur) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-07 17:58:00

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[GIRL TALK: all sophomore boys except Calvin basically]

OK MEN!!!! After recent events I think we can ALL AGREE that romance is terrifying and confusing???? HOWEVER as we are saps* susceptible to peer pressure and ALSO no longer germy immature freshmen, we must finally BUCK UP and talk about the dragon in the room.

WINTER FORMAL

Sooooo the person I usually ask to dances is this HUGE COMPLICATED THING now and Micah St. Clair does not do COMPLICATED, my friends, and therefore I'm casting my eye elsewhere. But WHICH FINE LADY should I ask????? We gotta do some pre-gaming on who everyone's asking to Winter Formal because A TRUE BRO doesn't ask out his bro's prospective date or anything. So let's talk.

WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO WINTER FORMAL?

Oh yeah I mean we can talk about asking out boys here too???? NBD GUYS THE HETERONORMATIVE TITLING OF THIS WARD IS JUST BC IT'S CATCHY and not bc I want to block you from your heart's desires or whatever.

*Blah blah blah don't lump us all together BLAH BLAH not all of us are huge losers like you Micah BLAH BLAH. Yeah yeah yeah I know some of you are super smooth dudes but that just means you can HELP THE REST OF US with some sage suave advice!!!! And by the rest of us I mean Will because man does Will need help.

[Added after this conversation:]

[Warded to Calvin Evercreech]

HEEEEEEY CALVIN. Sup gi dude.

Ae you staying for Winter Break again?

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	Micah/Calvin auteur 2016-12-07 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	Well AS IT SO HAPPENS I'm thinking of staying too and I just wanted your objective opinion on the experience. Pros??? Cons???? How are the ACCOMMODATIONS????? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Micah/Calvin evercreep 2016-12-08 01:48 am UTC (link)
	It's quiet. I don't have to see my brothers. Most, if not all, of my roommates end up going home for the holidays. Why do you want to stay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Micah/Calvin

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2016-12-08 02:09 am UTC (link)

I love your roommates. Most of them are INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE.

[...] Wellllllll [...] that's a good question. [...] And a REALLY LOGICAL one too. [...] What if I were to tell you, Calvin What's-Your-Middle-Name Evercreech, that

[Micah's unusually halting writing slows, then stops completely for a minute.]

OK this is going to sound really weird but BEAR WITH ME???? It's come to my attention that recent events might've been leaving CERTAIN PEOPLE feeling accidentally vulnerable and WOW is that super not fair when CERTAIN PEOPLE didn't even ask for this to happen, like NO ONE asked for it but especially not CERTAIN PEOPLE?????

So maaaaybe we need to even the score, so to speak. So you're not the only one feeling vulnerable and this can get LESS WEIRD. And by you I mean CERTAIN PEOPLE?????? Crap.

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