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Micah St. Clair (auteur) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-07 17:58:00

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! journal, micah st. clair

[GIRL TALK: all sophomore boys except Calvin basically]

OK MEN!!!! After recent events I think we can ALL AGREE that romance is terrifying and confusing???? HOWEVER as we are saps* susceptible to peer pressure and ALSO no longer germy immature freshmen, we must finally BUCK UP and talk about the dragon in the room.

WINTER FORMAL

Sooooo the person I usually ask to dances is this HUGE COMPLICATED THING now and Micah St. Clair does not do COMPLICATED, my friends, and therefore I'm casting my eye elsewhere. But WHICH FINE LADY should I ask????? We gotta do some pre-gaming on who everyone's asking to Winter Formal because A TRUE BRO doesn't ask out his bro's prospective date or anything. So let's talk.

WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO WINTER FORMAL?

Oh yeah I mean we can talk about asking out boys here too???? NBD GUYS THE HETERONORMATIVE TITLING OF THIS WARD IS JUST BC IT'S CATCHY and not bc I want to block you from your heart's desires or whatever.

*Blah blah blah don't lump us all together BLAH BLAH not all of us are huge losers like you Micah BLAH BLAH. Yeah yeah yeah I know some of you are super smooth dudes but that just means you can HELP THE REST OF US with some sage suave advice!!!! And by the rest of us I mean Will because man does Will need help.

[Added after this conversation:]

[Warded to Calvin Evercreech]

HEEEEEEY CALVIN. Sup gi dude.

Ae you staying for Winter Break again?

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	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	I won't be shamed for having standards. Take one of your three dates. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	They chose me, but I chose you. How sad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Are you going to cry? Please cry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going to paint those flowers in watercolor for you. The water being my tears. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	You know what? That's actually better than the gift of flowers. Do it, and I'll agree to be seen with you in a public social setting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	I hope you're okay with tears of joy, because that's what they are now. I'll get to work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh, if you must. Sorrow would have been better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	Your fault for making me happy. Should've pretended my efforts weren't going to mean shit until I was done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	Is it too late to take it back? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. I know your game now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Dammit. Fine, fine. As long as I still get the picture, I guess I'll survive without feeding off your pain. Somehow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Skipping a couple meals never killed anyone. I'm sure someone will be in anguish over you soon enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	But not soon enough, Pin. Not. Soon. Enough. Maybe the heartbreak of your three imaginary dates will help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	You think they'll imagine that I'm going with them even when I'm not? How sad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	I think they don't exist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	You're creative. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	That's a high compliment coming from a painter and unprofessional storyteller. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	See? There you go again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	There I go again? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Being all creative. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	I literally hate you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	You'd be so bored without me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Ward. keepmarchingon 2016-12-07 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	I think this is a very beautiful relationship. I don't understand it, but there is a beauty in not knowing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	The word you're looking for is friendship. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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keepmarchingon, 2016-12-07 11:03 pm UTC

Ward. -

isolate, 2016-12-08 08:01 am UTC

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-08 08:02 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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