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Micah St. Clair (auteur) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-07 17:58:00

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[GIRL TALK: all sophomore boys except Calvin basically]

OK MEN!!!! After recent events I think we can ALL AGREE that romance is terrifying and confusing???? HOWEVER as we are saps* susceptible to peer pressure and ALSO no longer germy immature freshmen, we must finally BUCK UP and talk about the dragon in the room.

WINTER FORMAL

Sooooo the person I usually ask to dances is this HUGE COMPLICATED THING now and Micah St. Clair does not do COMPLICATED, my friends, and therefore I'm casting my eye elsewhere. But WHICH FINE LADY should I ask????? We gotta do some pre-gaming on who everyone's asking to Winter Formal because A TRUE BRO doesn't ask out his bro's prospective date or anything. So let's talk.

WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO WINTER FORMAL?

Oh yeah I mean we can talk about asking out boys here too???? NBD GUYS THE HETERONORMATIVE TITLING OF THIS WARD IS JUST BC IT'S CATCHY and not bc I want to block you from your heart's desires or whatever.

*Blah blah blah don't lump us all together BLAH BLAH not all of us are huge losers like you Micah BLAH BLAH. Yeah yeah yeah I know some of you are super smooth dudes but that just means you can HELP THE REST OF US with some sage suave advice!!!! And by the rest of us I mean Will because man does Will need help.

[Added after this conversation:]

[Warded to Calvin Evercreech]

HEEEEEEY CALVIN. Sup gi dude.

Ae you staying for Winter Break again?

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	Ward. auteur 2016-12-07 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	I am a free spirit, Garrett. Gender are just SOCIALLY CONSTRUCTED CATEGORIES they put on us at birth and to let that determine who we can smooch is just THE UTMOST KIND OF NONSENSE!!!! But yeah I guess I was thinking a girl???? I kissed SUSANA VELASQUEZ for 7 Minutes in Heaven during the last Grotto party. She's on your team right?????? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Ward. keepmarchingon 2016-12-07 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	That's a really beautiful way of talking about sexuality, Micah (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Good point. Yes. Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	Sly, go to the thing with me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. auteur 2016-12-07 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Not unless you ask me nicely. And with flowers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Ward. keepmarchingon 2016-12-07 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	So people do want flowers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 08:59 pm UTC (link)
	Some people. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Can I paint the flowers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Clearly, you don't want me bad enough. Bye. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. compulsive 2016-12-07 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think I'll ever recover from this humiliating and painfully public rejection, Ogletree. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	I won't be shamed for having standards. Take one of your three dates. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Ward. colemoss 2016-12-07 09:03 pm UTC (link)
	what's wrong with painting the flowers? a painting would last way longer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	The smell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Ward. auteur 2016-12-07 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	WHOOPS I SURE LOST TRACK OF THIS LUSTY GIRL CONVERSATION Oh yeah I mean I was gonna ask if Susana liked a boy or whatever but now I'm like... what if I just ASK HER???? But now I'm like OK cool I can do that but it just seems like a huge step that could change a lot?????? I mean everyone keeps saying WINTER FORMAL IS SERIOUS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward. isolate 2016-12-07 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Lusty girl conversation? It's only as serious as you want to take it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward auteur 2016-12-07 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	This is why I like you, Garrett. We're ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH. Yeah yeah YEAH OK!!! Start with a casual sup girl and wind my way up to the big GO TO THE THING WITH ME like Pin did. Except Pin is demonstrating the poorest example now so maybe my policy should be DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN THAT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward isolate 2016-12-07 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. ThThank you. That's nice of you to say. Don't ever do what Pin does; he's a liar. Be yourself. Be honest. Don't stress. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Ward

auteur
2016-12-07 09:57 pm UTC (link)

You know it buddy. NICE is what I'm know for. (It's really not but hey if Garrett Ogletree thinks so, who am I to argue?)

Being MYSELF and being HONEST kiiiiinda tanked my chances with the one I really want to ask to the dance but hey what is this, MICAH ST. CLAIR HEART-TO-HEART CONFESSIONAL HOUR???? Hell no it is not, let's go back to talking about girls!!!! BE YOURSELF BE HONEST DON'T STRESS.

Solid advice, man. You're an all-around A+ kind of guy. I don't know why you've lowered your standards to Pinheiro over there!!!!

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	Ward compulsive 2016-12-07 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, I have a date. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward auteur 2016-12-07 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	Do you? Because Garrett says you're a liar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Re: Ward. keepmarchingon 2016-12-07 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	Is it really that serious? It's a dance, for fun. Where you dress up nice and drink a lot of punch, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ward auteur 2016-12-07 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	It's ROMANTIC apparently????? I heard some seniors talking like this is the dance you take the girl you're serious about and I just don't think I'm that serious about any girls which is ADDING TO THE DILEMMA. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Ward keepmarchingon 2016-12-07 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Oh god. I don't think I know how to be romantic. I don't think Ferris knows how to interact with romantic. I don't know if I'm serious about anyone. Or anything. I don't even know if she realizes I asked her to the dance. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Ward. gaspingbreath 2016-12-07 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Most ancient cultures didn't even limit gender to male or female, there's more beyond that, but Western society has trouble with such concepts. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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