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Tweak says, "Heeeeere's Johnny"

[WARDED TO PREFECTS]
Well, it's that time of the year again: Azurcrest sledding. As much as we can appreciate the ingenuity always on display at this school, it's well-established that sledding down Azurcrest hill is against school rules, on account of being extremely dangerous. As is underage drinking, especially this close to the lodge. Honestly, did you all want to get caught

Nate and I are here, and we'll do our best to stop it. However, if one of the teachers find out, this will get much worse for everyone, so we'd appreciate any prefects who could spare the time to wrangle fractious sledders. This is a rather big hill, and people are very drunk.

[Added about ten minutes later:]

Never mind about not bringing a teacher into it. Broken bones means alerting Healer Mufferaw, and I am not lying to him about what people were doing to get injured this badly. I'm sorry, but everyone knew the rules when they started.

[WARDED TO CECIL HONEYCHURCH]
You should probably know that Diego and Levi are claiming to be the masterminds of this whole thing. And that Quinn and Jesse were definitely present and not stopping it.

Yes, Ryan is here too.