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Tweak says, "hello, parts department."

Regen Unda (gaspingbreath) wrote in gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-05 23:35:00

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! journal, solomon webb, zz drop: kelekolio tupuola

Is it really so important to have a date for the dance?

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	keepmarchingon 2016-12-06 01:42 am UTC (link)
	And that was alarming. But it was also a memory that you were here and you experienced something because of it. It's a new experience. Life should full of new experiences. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinyrebel 2016-12-06 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Am I going to end up with another fucking antler on my head? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keepmarchingon 2016-12-06 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Well, I mean there are no costumes this time, so the probability of getting an antler stuck to your head is I'm gonna assume, extremely low. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinyrebel 2016-12-06 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Okay but you can't fucking promise that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keepmarchingon 2016-12-06 01:56 am UTC (link)
	[...] If I go with you I can promise you that I will ensure that no antler fixes itself atop your head, Ferris. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinyrebel 2016-12-06 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Promise? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keepmarchingon 2016-12-06 02:02 am UTC (link)
	I promise promise. I would never let anything attach itself to your head that you didn't want there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinyrebel 2016-12-06 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Okay fine. Fucking whatever. I'll go because it's supposed to be a thing or something. To talk about later or something. Right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keepmarchingon 2016-12-06 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Yes, and because it will be fun. And if it's not fun, you always have the option of leaving. Unless a plague breaks out in the middle of the dance and we are all forced into an impromptu quarantine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinyrebel 2016-12-06 02:06 am UTC (link)
	I ain't gotten a plague yet, I ain't gonna get one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keepmarchingon 2016-12-06 02:16 am UTC (link)
	It's because you're smart enough to avoid them which is actually really quite impressive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinyrebel 2016-12-06 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Ain't hard just don't go around putting tongues in peoples mouths. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keepmarchingon 2016-12-06 02:20 am UTC (link)
	You're not wrong. But mine was an accident and pure randomized chance. Germs though, they're fascinating. How rapidly these germs spread at this school is even more fascinating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinyrebel 2016-12-06 02:21 am UTC (link)
	The Government is gonna come up in here and inspect our asses and Blood is gonna end up in the fucking woods hiding from them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keepmarchingon 2016-12-06 02:24 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps it'll be revealed on that day that Blood is not wrong, and sex is really the conspiracy, and everybody at this school unwittingly played an integral part in the conspiracy. [...] I apologize. That was unnecessarily sarcastic. But wouldn't it be even more fascinating if the government is alarmed by how rapidly we spread germs. What a time to be alive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinyrebel 2016-12-06 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Everything is a conspiracy. Everything. To his fucking ass it is. I ain't wanna be no lab test subject. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keepmarchingon 2016-12-06 02:37 am UTC (link)
	I would never let you become a test subject. Sophomores have to stick together and protect each other, because we are here and that's what we do as friends. I'd break you out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinyrebel 2016-12-06 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Ain't gonna get me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	keepmarchingon 2016-12-06 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Because you're a strong, capable woman who don't need no savior, that's right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tinyrebel 2016-12-06 02:42 am UTC (link)
	You'll fucking learn not to die either. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gaspingbreath 2016-12-06 09:28 am UTC (link)
	Wow, that seems a very easy way of getting a date. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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