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Rafael Ramirez is a tyrant. ([info]firstposition) wrote in [info]gooseberry,
@ 2016-12-01 11:36:00

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Entry tags:! journal, rafael ramirez

The post of a million wards.
Is everyone happy with their patronus?

[Warded to Wes]

Are you in the mood to talk about the incident when you were camping?
[Warded to Sun-mi]
How are you feeling? Is it okay for me to ask?
[Warded to Ravi]
Do you want to talk about what happened or have you already bottled it up and buried it?
[Warded to Cecil]
Cecil, I hate to ask you for favors, because I know how busy you are. However, I need your help with something.

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[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-01 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Aint fucking funny

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[info]firstposition
2016-12-01 03:41 pm UTC (link)
... It's a little funny.

I did laugh the first time.

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[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-01 03:43 pm UTC (link)
Is my patronus tryna tell me I'm some mad science creation

Was I made in a lab

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[info]firstposition
2016-12-01 03:53 pm UTC (link)
Prrrrrrrobably not.

Maybe you are just uniquely confusing. You know that when it was first discovered, the specimen sent back as evidence in the 1800's was also thought to be a hoax by no-maj scientists. No one can believe that you are real.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-01 05:06 pm UTC (link)
It's the universe mocking you actually because platypuses fucking exist

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[info]firstposition
2016-12-01 05:11 pm UTC (link)
If you all start arguing about the reality of the platypus again I will kill someone.

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[info]qnnc
2016-12-01 05:36 pm UTC (link)
My money's on Park.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-01 05:38 pm UTC (link)
I dunno. According to my patronus, I'm nimble as fuck.

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[info]qnnc
2016-12-01 05:39 pm UTC (link)
Are deer venomous? No.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-01 05:40 pm UTC (link)
Don't gotta be. They're faster than a fucking platypus. So if it's between me and him, the snakes getting him first.

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[info]qnnc
2016-12-01 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Ramirez, are you going to kill one of them in water or on land? This is a crucial element of the scenario and it's missing.

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[info]challenge
2016-12-01 06:25 pm UTC (link)
God help me, I want to know this too.

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[info]qnnc
2016-12-01 09:48 pm UTC (link)
THE PEOPLE DESERVE TO KNOW.

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[info]challenge
2016-12-01 10:09 pm UTC (link)
I also now wonder if Patroni can fight each other. Science reasons.

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[info]firstposition
2016-12-01 06:26 pm UTC (link)
Rattlesnakes are excellent swimmers so really I am an unstoppable killer and both of them should feel nervous about me in this animal-based metaphor.

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[info]hanshotfirst
2016-12-01 06:31 pm UTC (link)
Pfft I got venom in my ankle, aint no one ever expect that shit

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[info]firstposition
2016-12-01 10:15 pm UTC (link)
How will you even reach me with your ankle when your legs are so stubby?

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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-01 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Deers can outrun snakes. You ain't even got any legs how you gonna run

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[info]firstposition
2016-12-01 10:19 pm UTC (link)
I lie in wait, obviously. I do not have the time to chase anyone, Chris.

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[info]doyouevenlift
2016-12-02 02:53 am UTC (link)
That's fucking cheating.

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[info]firstposition
2016-12-02 01:33 pm UTC (link)
All is fair in love and war and the food chain.

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[info]qnnc
2016-12-01 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Ramirez.

No.

Snakes cannot swim. That's a lie. Right??? That has to be a lie.

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[info]firstposition
2016-12-01 10:22 pm UTC (link)
I am almost certain they can. The slither along the surface.

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[info]qnnc
2016-12-01 10:26 pm UTC (link)
I hear what you're saying loud and clear, but how about snakes not swimming. How about we keep to that topic. It's a perfectly good topic.

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[info]firstposition
2016-12-01 10:35 pm UTC (link)
Quinn... Are you afraid of snakes

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(no subject) - [info]qnnc, 2016-12-01 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]doyouevenlift, 2016-12-02 02:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]firstposition, 2016-12-02 01:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]qnnc, 2016-12-02 09:05 pm UTC

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