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Xavier 🌮 Lewis (solveforx) wrote in goose_ooc,
@ 2017-01-27 23:32:00

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! introduction, player: jenny

HI THERE. My name is Jenny. I am absolutely a human and not a sentient neural network comprised of tumblr porn bots and smart refrigerators. I am freshly 31 and a professional intern wrangler and technology facilitator for physicians. I like cats, video games, making gifs and Sameer Gadhia's delicious voice, which is like the voice version of hair in a shampoo commercial.

I will be playing senior Ribbonfin meathead, Xavier Lewis. These creaky old bones are 8 years out of practice for online RP, so I appreciate your patience while I remember how to interact with other people. I AM REALLY EXCITED TO GET STARTED. Here are some KEWL FACTS about Xavier:

+ Zav is a mathematical genius. He is...not so great at most other things. But, by golly, if you need some large integers quickly calculated by a human being instead of a calculator, he's your man.
+ He is in the following classes: Hermeticism, History of Magic, Potions, Transfiguration, Astronomy, Magical Rudiments, Animagus Studies (Pangolin), Independent Study - Arithmancy
+ He is in the following clubs: Quidditch (Reserve); Boating; LARP; Dueling & Fencing; Gaming
+ He is constantly sustaining serious injuries because he is clumsy, distracted and not just danger prone but, like, idk, consciously re-enacting that "Dumb Ways to Die" video from Australia's transit authority.
+ He is originally from Huntington, WV but currently resides in Long Island, NY. He has an Appalachian accent. If you listen to any of the MBMBAM podcasts, Justin is the most likely to swing into it.
+ His mother is the MACUSA representative for WVA and she is A SHARK. Figuratively. His dad is basically a wizard CPA. He has a little sister named Nisha and he is pretty sure he hasn't actually seen her face in 5 years because it is always glued to a phone screen.
+ He is always eating.
+ Personality-wise, Xavier would make a good stand in for Pauly Shore in an 80s teen movie. He is very nice, fun loving, eccentric, a bit of an airhead and easy to manipulate. A little bit of a doormat.

JUST SOME PLOT THOUGHTS:
+ Xavier gets some amount of tutoring in every class but Transmutation (and Animagus Studies), so if anyone is interested in being a tutor...TADA.
+ I mentioned in Xavier's history that he has "found himself in relationships" via having an inability to say no to people and then was immediately completely miserable so it probably fell apart within a week. Suuuper fun, I know. If anyone is interested, let me know.
+ Xavier has been campaigning since September for a "Senior Jorts Day" in the spring, where all the seniors wear the top halves of their uniform as normal but also wear jorts (preferably cut off with the pockets dangling out of course). He keeps calling it "The THIGHlight of the year."

OKAY I HAVE RAMBLED ENOUGH. I'M OUT.

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kingulysses
2017-01-28 05:33 am UTC (link)

JORTS DAY JORTS DAY JORTS DAY xavier and i would get along like a house on fire honestly

YEAH, so, hello hello, welcome to this game. i'm cameron and i'm turning the new player baton over to you. also, fun fact, i'm a professional intern, so probably the kind of person who you wrangle on the semi-reg.

i only have one wee childe and it's ulysses quayle. he's an ebonhide junior and there's not tooooo much overlap, although both are in boating club and also ulysses is on the ebonhide quid team, so they might see each other out on the field. they probably do know each other, though, because ulysses's dad (and therefore big sis cricket's (

cricketq) dad) is a MACUSA rep from tennessee and kind of a big deal. the hot gossip is that there might be a presidental bid in his future, so xavier's SHARKMOM may be aware of the quayle fam.

anyway, ulysses is a dumb baby who always trying to ~find himself~ and pretend he's cool and tough by doing ill-advised things and getting into shouting matches. he's a brat with Feelings, which is the worst kind, imo. luckily, he's pretty smart and sometimes entertaining and also look at that face! cute as a button. xavier and ulysses may or may not get along, lol.

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	solveforx 2017-01-28 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Oh man. Xavier's mom probably sees Ulysses and Cricket's dad as a POLITICAL RIVAL. Xavier himself would just kind of be like "HUH. Parents are goofy." about that, though. Xavier is big into ill advised things, so maybe they can do something ridiculous in boating club some time. XD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kingulysses 2017-01-29 07:19 am UTC (link)
	that would be delightful lol (Reply to this) (Parent)

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