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JEFFY KEY! (magicnumber) wrote in goose_ooc,
@ 2016-12-24 09:15:00

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! introduction, player: alex

HI GUYS. IT'S ALEX! And for some reason I have been trusted with a fifth character. I don't know what our moms were thinking either, but you might as well get to know him.

SOME FACTS:

Jefferson "Jeffy" Key, Azurcrest Sophomore!

Concept: Excitable sports fanatic loves bad ideas, refuses to learn from past mistakes.

Born and raised in Newark, NJ. SUP NEW YORK AREA-ITES, I'M JOINING THE PARTY. Went to a no-maj school and weekend magic school growing up because his mom is a third grade teacher at a no-maj school, she knows how important learning non-magical social studies is. And also because I needed him to be in a bunch of muggle sports growing up.

His dad is part of the personal security detail for the MACUSA VP, which may or may not have been a contributing factor in me binge-watching Veep yesterday. We may never know.

His dad was also a former almost-pro-football player who got injured out of being a millionaire for sure and has a chip on his shoulder about his kids getting too involved and focused on sports in school. Which is too bad because JEFFY. LOVES. SPORTS. Jeffy is also just a natural athlete. Which is probably why he loves sports. Who doesn't love things that are easy for them?

SO OPTIMISTIC. Thinks everything could be a fun time. Thinks everything could be an ADVENTURE. Is willing to try the same dumb idea 12 times because we don't know for sure that we failed the first 11 times because the idea was inherently flawed.

SO SUSCEPTIBLE TO PEER PRESSURE. you just seemed like you thought it was a really good idea and i wanted to make you happy. :((((

CLASSES: Charms, Herbology, Hermeticism, Transfiguration, History of Magic, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Magizoology

EXTRACURRICULARS: Quidditch (CHASER TEAM, HO!), OE, Gaming, Archery.

Also I'm saying he's still at Goose for the break because I don't have anyone else still at school despite trying to play all of the characters in the game.

The rest of his app is here! Enjoy my inability to shut the fuck up!

ALSO, I got scared and missed literally every intro lately, so I'll briefly mention my other four goddamn characters and if you want to play with them THEY ARE ALSO HERE FOR PLAY!!

Nathaniel (Nate) Bird - Ebonhide Senior, prefect. Intelligent, tightly wound, nonconfrontational, awkward dairy farmer. He's nice. But also, like, serious and quiet. Believe it or not he was supposed to be my most country character.
Riley Stamper - Azurcrest Junior, cheerleader. Catty, ditzy, narcissistic little blue jay who flirts too much and thinks she's the cutest thing to grace the halls of the lodge. Likes to get in fights. Is too dumb and flighty to hold a proper grudge.
Rosemary (Rosy) Stoker - Ribbonfin Junior, prefect. Sarcastic, overprotective mom friend trying to keep her temper and competitive streak under control. Failing horribly. Also Sy Stoker's codependent twin. They are the worst.
Robin Youngblood - Coppertale Senior, resident conspiracy theorist. Paranoid hillbilly from a compound in the wilds of West Virginia. He may not know how to read or write terribly well but he knows how to survive the apocalypse. He yells and swears at everyone before challenging them to a fight, but he generally gives no fucks. A dick, but also kind of a rascal. A rascally dick. That you shouldn't trust.

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auteur
2016-12-24 12:37 pm UTC (link)

UM IF JEFFY'S STILL AT SCHOOL THEN HE SHOULD HANG OUT WITH MICAH they need to do some dumb shit like explore the woods??? POSSIBLY AT NIGHT??????

But yeah like there's no way that Jeffy and Micah aren't bros. Same cabin, same Quidditch team, same EGREGIOUS ABUSE OF PUNCTUATION!!!!! Micah's not really big into sports—he's a competent Quidditch player who's mostly playing in order to bond with his dad (which might be an interesting difference for them to talk about?? idk???), but he LOVES being part of a team and he's probably a huge fan of all of Jeffy's accomplishments. Jeffy's literally the coolest guy ever in their dorm. Micah is going to get him killed.

As for the rest of mine, he'll have to know Sy because Sy is the asshole who keeps trying to elbow Jeffy in the face to get the Quaffle. Sy is probably just an asshole to Jeffy, period, even though this sweet blue jay can do no wrong. Keep him away from Sy. I MEAN, DO YOU REALLY WANT MORE SY IN YOUR LIFE, ALEX?

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magicnumber
2016-12-24 12:46 pm UTC (link)

EXPLORE THE WOODS AT NIGHT???? THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG.

Jeffy wants to hear every one of Micah's movie ideas. And he will think they're all great. And he wants to be in all of them. Is there some stupid dangerous thing Micah wants to try out? OH OKAY JEFFY WILL TRY THAT. They each might think the other is the coolest!!!! but Jeffy thinks most people are the coolest!!!! And also I love that they have like their opposite reasons for being on the Quidditch team. KIDS, YOU MUST BOND OVER THIS.

OK BUT YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT IS YES, I ALWAYS WANT MORE SY IN MY LIFE, I AM AN ANIMAL.

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