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JEFFY KEY! (magicnumber) wrote in goose_ooc,
@ 2016-12-24 09:15:00

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! introduction, player: alex

HI GUYS. IT'S ALEX! And for some reason I have been trusted with a fifth character. I don't know what our moms were thinking either, but you might as well get to know him.

SOME FACTS:

Jefferson "Jeffy" Key, Azurcrest Sophomore!

Concept: Excitable sports fanatic loves bad ideas, refuses to learn from past mistakes.

Born and raised in Newark, NJ. SUP NEW YORK AREA-ITES, I'M JOINING THE PARTY. Went to a no-maj school and weekend magic school growing up because his mom is a third grade teacher at a no-maj school, she knows how important learning non-magical social studies is. And also because I needed him to be in a bunch of muggle sports growing up.

His dad is part of the personal security detail for the MACUSA VP, which may or may not have been a contributing factor in me binge-watching Veep yesterday. We may never know.

His dad was also a former almost-pro-football player who got injured out of being a millionaire for sure and has a chip on his shoulder about his kids getting too involved and focused on sports in school. Which is too bad because JEFFY. LOVES. SPORTS. Jeffy is also just a natural athlete. Which is probably why he loves sports. Who doesn't love things that are easy for them?

SO OPTIMISTIC. Thinks everything could be a fun time. Thinks everything could be an ADVENTURE. Is willing to try the same dumb idea 12 times because we don't know for sure that we failed the first 11 times because the idea was inherently flawed.

SO SUSCEPTIBLE TO PEER PRESSURE. you just seemed like you thought it was a really good idea and i wanted to make you happy. :((((

CLASSES: Charms, Herbology, Hermeticism, Transfiguration, History of Magic, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Magizoology

EXTRACURRICULARS: Quidditch (CHASER TEAM, HO!), OE, Gaming, Archery.

Also I'm saying he's still at Goose for the break because I don't have anyone else still at school despite trying to play all of the characters in the game.

The rest of his app is here! Enjoy my inability to shut the fuck up!

ALSO, I got scared and missed literally every intro lately, so I'll briefly mention my other four goddamn characters and if you want to play with them THEY ARE ALSO HERE FOR PLAY!!

Nathaniel (Nate) Bird - Ebonhide Senior, prefect. Intelligent, tightly wound, nonconfrontational, awkward dairy farmer. He's nice. But also, like, serious and quiet. Believe it or not he was supposed to be my most country character.
Riley Stamper - Azurcrest Junior, cheerleader. Catty, ditzy, narcissistic little blue jay who flirts too much and thinks she's the cutest thing to grace the halls of the lodge. Likes to get in fights. Is too dumb and flighty to hold a proper grudge.
Rosemary (Rosy) Stoker - Ribbonfin Junior, prefect. Sarcastic, overprotective mom friend trying to keep her temper and competitive streak under control. Failing horribly. Also Sy Stoker's codependent twin. They are the worst.
Robin Youngblood - Coppertale Senior, resident conspiracy theorist. Paranoid hillbilly from a compound in the wilds of West Virginia. He may not know how to read or write terribly well but he knows how to survive the apocalypse. He yells and swears at everyone before challenging them to a fight, but he generally gives no fucks. A dick, but also kind of a rascal. A rascally dick. That you shouldn't trust.

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doyouevenlift
2016-12-24 12:29 pm UTC (link)

Nice nice Bc too many people are calling Chris nice (Diego just used the words 'you're a nice guy' to him) So naturally Chris needs to lure an unassuming sophomore into a probably dangerous could be lethal mission for his own personal gain. To make up for this weird rumor that he's nice. Bc he's not. Obviously.

BUT ITS OKAY BC SOLOMON DOESNT KNOW WHAT RIVAL MEANS EITHER they can like fucking congratulate each other after games too

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	magicnumber 2016-12-24 12:33 pm UTC (link)
	HE IS NICE, HE PAID HIS DELIVERY SERVICE THIS TIME. we all know your secret squishy insides chris. and not just the ones robin's little brother wanted to stab. "HEY MAN, THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT!" "YOU TOO! THERE WAS NO WAY WE WERE GONNA BEAT YOU GUYS." "THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN WHEN CAN WE DO IT AGAIN?" the rest of the team just "......." like you guys are rivaling wrong (Reply to this) (Parent)

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