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Tweak says, "I wanted to be a Jedi!"

🐻 Cricket Quayle (cricketq) wrote in goose_ooc,
@ 2016-12-05 18:00:00

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THE MEDDLER'S ALMANAC

With the flood of new players (hi! yay!!), I thought it might be nice to have a concise place to talk about our character's relationships. The Winter Formal is coming up, you guys!!! Honestly, I just didn't wanna risk stepping on anybody's toes in my OOC attempt to fill people in or Cricket's IC attempt to relinquish her Queen Meddler Crown to Bae. I know we just did a Wanted Lines meme and we have lots of intros to sift through, so this can be very brief. Basically, just include what you think a student who reads the journals regularly/has working eyeballs would know about your character's relationships so far.

Character Name:
House and Year:
Sexuality: If you feel comfortable, let us know how a well-intentioned meddler might perceive your character's sexuality.
Bestest Buds: Who is your character always seen with? The best meddlers know not to throw wrenches in friend groups.
Notable Past Relationships: Has your character dated anyone casually or exclusively in the past?
Current Relationship Status: Are they single or spoken for?
The Messy Bits: Would it be obvious to an observant meddler that your character has a crush on their bestie? Or has your character engaged in public flirting and/or fighting on the journals? What's going on in the ol' Gooseberry rumor mill???
Anything Else: Optional. Is there anything else you want people to know?
A Cute GIF of Your Character: Optional. But we're honestly incorrigible, so.

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Re: Levi Kramer

idfk
2016-12-06 12:27 am UTC (link)

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT. I thiiink he smashed his face in his Sophomore year (second semester?) but Levi didn't try to pursue anything until Junior year? And that was honestly bc I was OOC squicked out by the idea of 15 year olds having sex so I just gave him an NPC he was hooking up with during that period instead.

Levi's a bad luck charm in that he absorbs everyone else's good luck into himself.

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	Re: Levi Kramer doyouevenlift 2016-12-06 12:32 am UTC (link)
	yep yep and we're totally gonna say that chris smashing levi's face is probably entirely what promoted him to first string his junior year. Because that's badass. chris has had terrible luck this year and it's entirely levi's fault because levi is sucking all the good luck into himself (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Levi Kramer idfk 2016-12-06 12:39 am UTC (link)
	ON THE TOPIC OF THE WINTER FORMAL, did Chris go last year? Because otherwise, him and Levi could've just skipped it to smoke weed and fool around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyouevenlift 2016-12-06 12:46 am UTC (link)
	I wanna say that the halloween dance is prolly the first dance that chris has been an active participant in, so they should've skipped last year's winter formal and made their own fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

idfk
2016-12-06 01:11 am UTC (link)

So liiikee... Prom too, maybe? Levi goes to the dances, but skips anything that requires expensive formal suits/dress robes because he honestly can't afford them even if he wanted to go. He's the tallest brother so he outgrew the hand-me-downs pretty quickly and expensive clothes are just a bad investment for a growing boy.

I just imagine him "asking" Chris to (not go to) winter formal last year by just shaking a bag of weed at him like, "Hey, do you have a date to this fancy-pants shindig yet or what?"

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doyouevenlift
2016-12-06 01:27 am UTC (link)

i was literally about to say that the most formal shit chris owns is his school uniform. And probably would've worn that to any formal dance anyway. Because he also doesn't get hand me downs, because he's the runt of his family.

That's fucking adorable tho. Let's hope chris doesn't try to steal a page from levi's book and ask rosy to not go to the formal by waving a bag of weed at her. But is levi gonna go to the winter formal with cecil since it's an adorable dance and it's cecil is the question we all have here.

Also - off topic, but i've been thinking about gifts for levi's birthday and literally all i came up with was a bag of weed and A bag of dicks (link sliiiightly nsfw on account of it's literally self explanatory).

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	doyouevenlift 2016-12-06 01:28 am UTC (link)
	and also mufasa for like a week or whenever mufasa feels like coming home, mufasa don't cur mufasa do what she wants (Reply to this) (Parent)

sheepishly
2016-12-06 02:05 am UTC (link)

jfaskldjf CHRIS SHOULD DO IT, BUT IS HE GONNA BE BUMMED BY MEMORIES? And, yeah, Levi's gonna ask Cecil to the dance. He's probably gonna call in favors like he did for the Halloween thing and ask someone to make a suit for him or he might borrow something from the theatre department because he likes flashy anyway. I already know what he's gonna wear and it's ridiculous so the theatre department would make sense. He's blown all his money on gifts for Cecil's Hanukkah presents already.

Honestly, Levi would be super pleased with those gifts. WE'VE GOTTEN THE BAG OF DICKS BEFORE, they're stupidly expensive for the tiny bag they come in and they don't taste v good but Levi would treasure them.

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doyouevenlift
2016-12-06 02:13 am UTC (link)

um chris is always bummed by memories lbr he didn't even realize he had the capacity to be this bummed by memories emotions are not fair. what? he's not trying to steadily replace levi. That's completely crazy and super selfish of him what.

But good, bc i imagine chris has gotten levi some kind of dick candy for as long as they've been friends. Every Holiday. with a note attached to whatever candy like: 'suck a dick' attached to a dick lollipop. So this is not only hilarious, but also a very pointed fact that chris is maintaining their friendship and tradition of dick candy. just pretend these taste like good gummy bears instead of how they taste in real life.

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	doyouevenlift 2016-12-06 02:15 am UTC (link)
	This is also levi's present though; chris is over here doing the lord's work (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	idfk 2016-12-06 02:17 am UTC (link)
	LMAO I SAW (Reply to this) (Parent)

idfk
2016-12-06 02:28 am UTC (link)

Chris is steadily replacing Levi while Levi worms his way back in just as the wounds are about to close, because he's terrified of being forgotten and replaced. BECAUSE HE'S TOTALLY SUPER SELFISH.

I'll have to think of an appropriately inappropriate gifting tradition to counter Dicksmas. (AND APPROPRIATELY TAG IT NSFW SO NOBODY WHO DOESN'T WANT TO SEE IT WON'T CLICK IT *THUMBS UP*)

also, they're wizards so omfg I bet there's some fantastic gag gifts to choose from.

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doyouevenlift
2016-12-06 02:35 am UTC (link)

Chris is trying SO hard to forget and replace Levi and every time Levi worms his way back in Chris completely drops his attempts because he really likes the attention. but rosy already punched him in the face levi, your place in chris's heart actually might be in jeopardy ~~that's probably a definite lie~~

chris is gonna find a way to actually give levi some kind of pot edible dick for actual dicksmas, and actually say 'happy dicksmas' when he gives it to him. Just a beautiful dick brownie probably. this is the actual reason he doesn't suck at baking, you can't ask your mom to bake you an illegal brownie in the shape of a dick. she just won't understand that kind of request.

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	glasshalfdoomed 2016-12-06 09:59 pm UTC (link)
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