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🐻 Cricket Quayle (cricketq) wrote in goose_ooc,
@ 2016-12-05 18:00:00

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THE MEDDLER'S ALMANAC

With the flood of new players (hi! yay!!), I thought it might be nice to have a concise place to talk about our character's relationships. The Winter Formal is coming up, you guys!!! Honestly, I just didn't wanna risk stepping on anybody's toes in my OOC attempt to fill people in or Cricket's IC attempt to relinquish her Queen Meddler Crown to Bae. I know we just did a Wanted Lines meme and we have lots of intros to sift through, so this can be very brief. Basically, just include what you think a student who reads the journals regularly/has working eyeballs would know about your character's relationships so far.

Character Name:
House and Year:
Sexuality: If you feel comfortable, let us know how a well-intentioned meddler might perceive your character's sexuality.
Bestest Buds: Who is your character always seen with? The best meddlers know not to throw wrenches in friend groups.
Notable Past Relationships: Has your character dated anyone casually or exclusively in the past?
Current Relationship Status: Are they single or spoken for?
The Messy Bits: Would it be obvious to an observant meddler that your character has a crush on their bestie? Or has your character engaged in public flirting and/or fighting on the journals? What's going on in the ol' Gooseberry rumor mill???
Anything Else: Optional. Is there anything else you want people to know?
A Cute GIF of Your Character: Optional. But we're honestly incorrigible, so.

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JESSE MCBRIDE

ijustknowit
2016-12-06 12:19 am UTC (link)

Character Name: Jesse McBride
House and Year: Azurcrest Senior
Sexuality: Straight.
Bestest Buds: The Senior Azurcrest Boy's cabin squad, Quinn, Wes (i think??), and any other Azurbabes he can rope into talking to him.
Notable Past Relationships: Nope. He's perpetually single and that's the way he likes it.
Current Relationship Status: Freeballin'
The Messy Bits: The larger student body should be very well aware that Jesse is obsessed with Quinn. This does not feel messy to him, at all. He's like 65% just messing around anyway. He'll take about any action he can get at Grotto parties, but won't do more than chaste spin the bottle pecks with sophomores and younger. He is, however, a firm adherent of the BRO CODE, so he's working like some intense game theory algorithms in his mind at all times to avoid hooking up with girls that his homies have already seriously hooked up with. Shit is complicated!
Anything Else: Oh! And he's the mysterious older boy that broke Essie's heart last year, but only people that Essie has told will know that.
A Cute GIF of Your Character:
lol

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	Re: JESSE MCBRIDE sibyls 2016-12-06 12:20 am UTC (link)
	PFFT YOU THINK DONT GET IT TWISTED BRUH The answer to that is UM WTF YES OF COURSE (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2016-12-06 12:22 am UTC (link)
	IDK! I didn't know if Rafael's beef with Jesse would keep Jesse & Wes from roaming campus together!!! But Jesse is 100% oblivious to the fact that Raf doesn't like him, so it shouldn't. CHEST BUMP (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: JESSE MCBRIDE misssperfect 2016-12-06 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Omg Jesse how could you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2016-12-06 12:42 am UTC (link)
	He was doing the RIGHT THING. She was a freshman and he was a junior! It wasn't meant to be, Essie, I'm sorry. But his rejection led her to a super cute makeover, so all's well that ends well (he hopes). (Reply to this) (Parent)

	qnnc 2016-12-06 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Quinn's like "how about you bump that 65% to a 100%, I bet I'd get more dates." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ijustknowit 2016-12-06 12:37 am UTC (link)
	"Don't try to blame your spinsterdom on me, Quinn. Maybe if you lost the baggy sweaters and permascowl you'd get more dates."* *Please don't ever lose the baggy sweaters and permascowl. Jesse would be so distressed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: JESSE MCBRIDE alohaha 2016-12-06 02:46 am UTC (link)
	That time An made out with Jesse and then was like "tf am i doing, okay we're friends bye' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cricketq 2016-12-06 03:05 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure he jokingly harasses her about it sometimes and pretends to be hurt when she's like, "lol ew never again," but in reality, he's thinking, "Chris hit that... Diego hit that.... I'm gonna sit this one out." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alohaha 2016-12-06 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Wow Jesse makes astoundingly good points. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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