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Mallorie Allegra Swafford ([info]malsomnium) wrote in [info]genome_project,
@ 2011-07-30 21:16:00

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Entry tags:david bacchus, july 2011, text

Who: Mal and AJ
What: A text message
When: Saturday

Some jackass hit my car when I was backing out of the parking spot at the courthouse. Big ass dent on my back bumper

Who: Mal and David
What: A text message
When: Saturday

Have you talked to Cait? She wrote me a message on her journal.


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[info]complexissimple
2011-07-31 06:05 am UTC (link)
Because you wouldn't just believe me that these things can happen. Unless your engine has suddenly moved to the back of your car though it's unlikely to blow up

What?

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[info]malsomnium
2011-07-31 06:08 am UTC (link)
I see her dreams too. I think it's cause we're friends or she dreams about you and I pick up on it. Honestly, I don't know, but last time there was something about Disney World and a marriage proposal. Really sick stuff. Likely to make you go into a diabetic coma.

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[info]complexissimple
2011-07-31 06:13 am UTC (link)
... Yeah, probably.

Your car's not gonna blow up though. Unless you've been putting rags in the gas tank and lighting them.

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[info]malsomnium
2011-07-31 06:14 am UTC (link)
Stop seeing this girl. I don't want to wake up in a pool of my own vomit.

I hate that damn thing, but taking the bus is so beneath me.

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[info]complexissimple
2011-07-31 06:17 am UTC (link)
She's not about that when she's awake.

Plus with the maintenance people they have for the bus, it's more likely to blow up than your car.

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[info]malsomnium
2011-07-31 06:19 am UTC (link)
No, I don't think she's going to put ears on you suddenly and call you her Mickey Mouse. Unless she's five, in which case, I REALLY suggest you stop seeing her.

Fml.

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[info]complexissimple
2011-07-31 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Who is seeing anyone? I'm too busy just teaching her how to not drown.

Get over here tomorrow. Drive slow.

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[info]malsomnium
2011-08-01 01:47 am UTC (link)
Mhmm.

Okay. Thanks.

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