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Mallorie Allegra Swafford ([info]malsomnium) wrote in [info]genome_project,
@ 2011-07-30 21:16:00

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Entry tags:david bacchus, july 2011, text

Who: Mal and AJ
What: A text message
When: Saturday

Some jackass hit my car when I was backing out of the parking spot at the courthouse. Big ass dent on my back bumper

Who: Mal and David
What: A text message
When: Saturday

Have you talked to Cait? She wrote me a message on her journal.



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[info]complexissimple
2011-07-31 02:51 am UTC (link)
Sure it wasn't Cait? Uh oh, better call Joe's? Assuming it's all driveable enough to get over there.

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[info]malsomnium
2011-07-31 04:07 am UTC (link)
Yeah, it's drivable. It's not like it was a high speed collision.

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[info]complexissimple
2011-07-31 04:33 am UTC (link)
Well you could have bent your rear axle.

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[info]malsomnium
2011-07-31 04:40 am UTC (link)
What the fuck is a... You know what? I don't really care. I drove it home. It worked fine. It just looks like shit, and I'm on my period. It's been a bad week.

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[info]complexissimple
2011-07-31 04:47 am UTC (link)
Well call me if your back wheels start flying all over the road.

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[info]malsomnium
2011-07-31 05:01 am UTC (link)
Are you serious? Can that actually happen? I don't think this is like the movie Cars.

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[info]complexissimple
2011-07-31 05:09 am UTC (link)
Yes, I'm serious. Video Link. And not just race cars. Those are just what is filmed easiest.

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[info]malsomnium
2011-07-31 05:26 am UTC (link)
Aiden damnit! Now I can't sleep.

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[info]complexissimple
2011-07-31 05:48 am UTC (link)
Oh thank GOD I can sleep tonight without a mental bed intruder.

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[info]malsomnium
2011-07-31 05:51 am UTC (link)
Fuck YOU. Okay? Why do you have to show me those things? What if my car blows up? And you know what? It's not just you. She dreams about you all the time, and it's not my doing.

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[info]complexissimple
2011-07-31 06:05 am UTC (link)
Because you wouldn't just believe me that these things can happen. Unless your engine has suddenly moved to the back of your car though it's unlikely to blow up

What?

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[info]malsomnium
2011-07-31 06:08 am UTC (link)
I see her dreams too. I think it's cause we're friends or she dreams about you and I pick up on it. Honestly, I don't know, but last time there was something about Disney World and a marriage proposal. Really sick stuff. Likely to make you go into a diabetic coma.

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[info]complexissimple
2011-07-31 06:13 am UTC (link)
... Yeah, probably.

Your car's not gonna blow up though. Unless you've been putting rags in the gas tank and lighting them.

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[info]malsomnium
2011-07-31 06:14 am UTC (link)
Stop seeing this girl. I don't want to wake up in a pool of my own vomit.

I hate that damn thing, but taking the bus is so beneath me.

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[info]complexissimple
2011-07-31 06:17 am UTC (link)
She's not about that when she's awake.

Plus with the maintenance people they have for the bus, it's more likely to blow up than your car.

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[info]malsomnium
2011-07-31 06:19 am UTC (link)
No, I don't think she's going to put ears on you suddenly and call you her Mickey Mouse. Unless she's five, in which case, I REALLY suggest you stop seeing her.

Fml.

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[info]complexissimple
2011-07-31 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Who is seeing anyone? I'm too busy just teaching her how to not drown.

Get over here tomorrow. Drive slow.

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[info]malsomnium
2011-08-01 01:47 am UTC (link)
Mhmm.

Okay. Thanks.

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[info]iheartwine
2011-08-03 07:01 pm UTC (link)
Hmm. Yes. Songbird? Was she angry with you?

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[info]malsomnium
2011-08-04 04:41 am UTC (link)
She wasn't as angry as I thought she would be. But she knows how I am already.

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[info]iheartwine
2011-08-04 03:23 pm UTC (link)
She wasn't really angry with me either. I guess that's good news? Didn't go the way I wanted

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[info]malsomnium
2011-08-05 12:40 am UTC (link)
There's just no surprising her when it comes to us. Are we really that predictable?

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[info]iheartwine
2011-08-05 12:41 am UTC (link)
It's why she broke up with me, isn't it? I'm going to have to go with yes. Yes, we are that predictable.

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[info]malsomnium
2011-08-05 12:44 am UTC (link)
Well then that needs to change. If we're so boring that she can predict our every move, we need to get creative.

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[info]iheartwine
2011-08-05 12:46 am UTC (link)
Creative, hmm? What did you have in mind?

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[info]malsomnium
2011-08-05 12:53 am UTC (link)
Let's just say we're going to have very sweet dreams in the near future.

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[info]iheartwine
2011-08-05 12:58 am UTC (link)
I like the sound of that.

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[info]malsomnium
2011-08-05 01:10 am UTC (link)
I had a feeling you would.

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