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D.W. Samson, Attorney at Law (angermanagement) wrote in gen_m_ooc,
@ 2008-04-28 17:10:00

green is unlucky
it's like new character city around here...

So! This is Carla, spamming your friends list!
Chial is back in space, so we bring in the next best thing to a space princess: a LAWYER!

Okay, not that great. But at least he's got good genes; the son of Leonard Samson and Jennifer Walters, there's a gamma pedigree that can't cause too much trouble, can he? Submitted for your entertainment is an app to poke at and hopefully he'll be crawling his way to the school to get some help.

Anyone interested in a little background history?

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	hypersensed 2008-04-29 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Hotneeeeeeeeess :D As you know, Jack's up to his knees in lawyers, so he probably knows Jennifer through his dad, Foggy, and Becky, and would therefore know or know OF David. hop (Reply to this) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Foggy Nelson, I CHOOSE YOU! =D And hoorah for past acquaintances! They can both attend Deep Seated Father Issue meetings. =) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hypersensed 2008-04-29 02:56 am UTC (link)
	They could potentially know each other somewhat well? A little well? I dunno! And they can hang out with their Daddy Problems and Jack will show him his collection of Pokélawyers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Why not? We can even say Jen's done a couple 'team-up' where the two got to know each other, something something? Done a season at a Ren Faire together? Welcome to Making this Up as I Go Along Theater! =D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hypersensed 2008-04-29 03:07 am UTC (link)
	DOES DAVID DO REN FAIRES?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 03:14 am UTC (link)
	You know what? He TOTALLY does. He was in a Guild in High School. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hypersensed 2008-04-29 03:16 am UTC (link)
	... Then Jack TOTALLY knows him well. XD AHAHAHAR. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Yours is an evil laugh, sir. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hypersensed 2008-04-29 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Oh, 'tis the evilest of evil laughs when Jack-be-Nimble comes out to play. XD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 03:53 am UTC (link)
	I can't say that particular sentence really inspires any fear. Yet. It's certainly foreboding. =D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hypersensed 2008-04-29 03:53 am UTC (link)
	YET! OH HO. (Reply to this) (Parent)

magikbow
2008-04-29 02:39 am UTC (link)

The Avengers kids know each other! At least at annual picnics and all!

And Clint is coming now.. maybe Jen could make a visit.

And that thing with David (by the way, I am amused he's got TV Bruce's name.. I may be the only one, but I am amused) and the Barton twins' spell is happening, so I'm thinking they are cool with each other. They may not understand each other, but they are cool.

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	angermanagement 2008-04-29 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Avengers annual picnics! Jen and David totally kicked ass at the sack race. Len thought they were being too competitive. =) Jen might just make an appearance! Taking Dave to Dr. McCoy might even be in order. NPCS ARE GO! THANK YOU FOR NOTICING THE NAME! Does my heart good. =D And cool. David's a hard guy to understand anyways. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magikbow 2008-04-29 03:04 am UTC (link)
	To this day, Clint is still unhappy that either boy can win the sack race with him. He's horribly competitive when it comes to Jen. STILL. YEAH! It made me grin! Can't wait for him to get here! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Jen: In your face! IN YOUR FACE! Oh man, gotta go find a PB for Jen quick! XD (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magikbow 2008-04-29 03:15 am UTC (link)
	I only have one idea, but you are so damned good at PBs, I'll let you at it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 03:23 am UTC (link)
	Are you thinkin' Demi Moore? 'Cause I'm thinking Demi Moore. And I'm COMPLETELY OPEN to a better suggestion. =) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magikbow 2008-04-29 03:29 am UTC (link)
	OO! I had not thought of her, actually. I was going with Lucy Lawless, but Demi is a good one! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Did you ever know that you're my hero? And everything I wish I could be? XD LUCY LAWLESS FTW! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	magikbow 2008-04-29 03:35 am UTC (link)
	HOT DANG! I am ON tonight! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	normie 2008-04-29 03:55 am UTC (link)
	OBJECTION! Normie has hired Mister Samson. And yeah, I totally just realized why his name is David. NICE. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 03:59 am UTC (link)
	HULK FILE INJUNCTION! Mr. Samson is retained as long as Mr. Osborn needs. Which, considering, might be awhile. He is a slow, lonely hitchhiker while piano music plays... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	normie 2008-04-29 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Gnormie: I have a layabout ex in my house! I have threats on my life! I might try and kill someone soon! WHO KNOWS!? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 04:46 am UTC (link)
	As your legal counsel, I would recommend not TELLING ME you intend to kill anyone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	normie 2008-04-29 04:48 am UTC (link)
	What about if I intend to blow a dog whistle outside their door at 3 am?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 05:43 am UTC (link)
	... Do they have a dog? As your legal counsel, I would say that it'd exacerbating the situation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	normie 2008-04-29 06:02 am UTC (link)
	A dog AND super hearing. I'm a clever bastard. Exacerbating or no, I'm keeping it for self defense. Can I get a plea of self defense? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Only if he attacks first. He is attacking first, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	normie 2008-04-29 06:36 am UTC (link)
	He probably will at this rate. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	mongrel 2008-04-29 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Dave and Phil spent a magical summer together once. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 06:33 am UTC (link)
	It involved a unicorn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mongrel 2008-04-29 06:35 am UTC (link)
	AND: Some jellybeans, clothespins and one of those Garfields that stick to the window of your car. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Not necessarily in that order. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mongrel 2008-04-29 08:03 am UTC (link)
	BTW: UM MYSTERY MEN QUOTE FOR THE FUCKING WIN. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	angermanagement 2008-04-29 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	YAY YOU CAUGHT IT! Somedays I worried that my apps are just in jokes to make me smile. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mongrel 2008-04-29 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	ilu. (Reply to this) (Parent)

ex_echoed27
2008-04-29 02:56 pm UTC (link)

If David's friends with Jack, then he definitely knows May. XD Even if she's intent on teasing them for the Ren Faire thing. Though ... I'm sure Jack made her go once as a pretty princess and she had to try not to kill him all day. *snort*

Richaaaaard might know David, or OF David, because of the lawyer thing, but possibly not really. XD

Elisa! Elisa will think he's mega-cool, being the She-Hulk's son and all that. :D!!

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	angermanagement 2008-04-29 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Hey! Back in the day, David loved the ren faire gig and probably didn't even mind the teasing. It's been awhile thanks to being Mr. Lawyer Guy but I sense a collision course to wackiness soon. =) Richard reads the paper, doesn't he? And it's also very hard to grow up with a Hot Mom. =D (Reply to this) (Parent)

arrowcraft
2008-04-29 04:16 pm UTC (link)

Okay so the Barton thing has been covered, for the record I would like to add that Ryan never cared about the sack races, he was too busy trying to shoot apples off other kids heads. Oh those wacky picnics! Ryan is cool with trying to help with the magic thing, but poor David is probably in a for a long 'this might not work ….' Speech before hand.

Sarah would have heard of The Hulk/She-Hulk, and will try and not make lawyer jokes. She really will.

Charlie, Charlie probably walks lightly around David, because hey, the guy gets green and big and scary, and could theoretically beat on Charlie, and than Charlie would be ok-ish (hello healing power!) but Charlie hates pain. A lot. He'd rather let his dad deal with possibly big scary, rampaging green people.

Heather's dad knew David's uncle way, way, way back when for like a semester of school (or so the Marvel Database tells me). Heather has heard Hulk stories, has probably made 'well at least I don't get all angry and mean when I get big and hairy' comments in the past. She won't make those comments any more, because that would be rude!

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