So, 17 or so years ago, the hottest guy and the sexiest mutant songstress got together and had a tumultuous well-publicized romance and marriage that produced one beautiful, spoiled, most untalented girl. Sad part is? All she wants to be is a star.

Meet 17-year-old Andi Storm, kid of Johnny Storm and Alison Blaire. Her face got her a sitcom when she was 7 and even thought her mother tried to take her away from Hollywood, she has returned to NYC with her now-single Mom (who is taking on the music professor teacher position here-PB of Kim Catrall).

Andi's primary goal is not to control the crazy fire and light that happens when it gets noisy, but to get her celebrity back. (She has just returned from Surreal Life - Child Stars.[indeed, the show still exists... online])

Her bio is here. Who want to love her?

Oh, did I mention this is Jory? Well, this is Jory.