8 years I've been doing magic. 8 years! And now you wanna believe in it, just because some no-name vampire did a sob story on Oprah?
But wait, there's more! You also want to ride my coattails into a mother/daughter movie script, 'based on a true story', for the Lifetime Television Network.
Well screw that! I've got news. I'm not your commodity anymore. I've already found my claim to fame, and you'll be lucky if I let you put a toe on the red carpet.
Sincerely,
STAR
PS- Since you fancy yourself 'in the supernatural loop', suck on this. My dead, incinerated boyfriend's back. We have sex ALL THE TIME. Hot reanimated corpse sex. Zombie sex.
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Voicemail for Victoria
"Hey, it's Star. You know what I'm thinking? We better get that camera rolling before somebody horns in on your idea. The timing is perfect... don't you think? *kiss* Talk to you later. Don't spoil your appetite..."