Miles Bletchley is more awesome than you (blotchey) wrote in fourteenshades, @ 2014-05-18 09:35:00 |
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Dear Spinny,
As a thank-you for saving my life from the scary horde of furious stalker-hunting Gryffindors, I present you with your own oddball garden gnome! It can sing, it can dance, it can break into people's homes, and it might be house-trained. I can't be certain about this last bit, but no droppings were found in my place even after a very careful search through every nook and cranny.
Make sure he gets plenty of water, and keep him away from punch bowls.
Your damsel in distress,
Miles F. Bletchley
PS: His arse might be cuter than my cousin's, but I'll let Bee be the judge of that.