Miles Bletchley is more awesome than you (blotchey) wrote in fourteenshades, @ 2014-05-18 09:35:00 |
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Entry tags: | alicia spinnet, bridget dunstan, miles bletchley |
Left on the doorstep of No. 5
Miles himself drops a large-ish cardboard box with holes in it and a pretty little red bow on Bee and Alicia's doorstep and sneaks off without being noticed. Inside the box they'll find the persistent garden gnome, who is happily singing some children's songs and clutching a note from Miles that says:
Dear Spinny,
As a thank-you for saving my life from the scary horde of furious stalker-hunting Gryffindors, I present you with your own oddball garden gnome! It can sing, it can dance, it can break into people's homes, and it might be house-trained. I can't be certain about this last bit, but no droppings were found in my place even after a very careful search through every nook and cranny.
Make sure he gets plenty of water, and keep him away from punch bowls.
Your damsel in distress,
Miles F. Bletchley
PS: His arse might be cuter than my cousin's, but I'll let Bee be the judge of that.