Bellatrix Black ♔ Toujours pur (cruciobella) wrote in fourteenshades, @ 2013-05-04 01:47:00 |
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Entry tags: | x-bellatrix black, x-lorcan d'eath, x-marlene mckinnon, x-sirius black |
Well, she said she would send presents
To Sirius and Lorcan, this and a bottle of Firewhiskey.
Sirius and Lorcan,
Why a watermelon for each of you, you ask? Well I just want to remind you of how much you should appreciate Marlene. Imagine squeezing that out boys. Oh and feel free to eat it if you want, Lorcan. But not the actual baby, okay? And don't make that face Sirius, it's obviously a fucking joke. And if my humor isn't to your liking, enjoy the bottle of Firewhiskey.
Also, welcome to the family Lorcan. I'd give my condolences but you already live with Sirius and Alphard so you know we're a little crazy and you must be used to it by now.
Congratulations to you both.
Sirius. I am still hoping for a boy.
Bellatrix Black.
Marlene,
I know your probably worried about stuff. The drinking before and all that. But my Mum was kind of a lush, and Narcissa and Andromeda turned out alright. Two out of three ain't bad right? That's a joke by the way. I don't think you have anything to worry about. There are people here from the past and future and between them all there is a lot of medical knowledge that will probably take care of all that. But this beer is non alcoholic, and tastes the same I think. You strike me as someone with a good imagination. So you can have a bottle and not have to feel any grief about it. And you really shouldn't. I don't think any of us hold you accountable for things you had no knowledge of before. We're all a little batty, but we aren't completely mad.
Oh and thanks for the cream you sent. And here is some for you in return. For stretch marks and all that.
I'm not sure what kind of tea you'd like, so there is a bit of everything. I think that helps?
And a coupon for two at Parking at the Rear. I know my Mum hated being around the kitchen when she was pregnant. All the smells made her nauseous. So take someone out for a bite to eat. And try not to get sick all over the place.
I guess I just want to say welcome to the family and all that. Your kind of screwed now and stuck with us. Sorry. But yeah, Welcome to the Family.
Bellatrix Black.