Benjamin Reynolds (_cavendish_) wrote in forgotten_gods, @ 2009-11-15 14:04:00 |
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Entry tags: | big oil, big tobacco |
Who: Big Tobacco and Big Oil
What: Not even Texas is big enough for these egos.
Where: Big Oil’s huge sprawling house-thing
When: Backdated to November 7th.
“Hooooooooooooooome, hoooooooooome on the range. Where the deer and the antelope plaaaaaaaaaaay!”
Big Tobacco sang in a tone that might have curdled milk and made dogs cry. He was making very little effort to hide his presence on Big Oil’s stomping grounds. Not that such a thing had ever occurred to him. This was no fucking sneak attack and he was Big motherfucking T.
Grinning he spotted a line of Hummers in the driveway. Jesus, those things really were ugly. Taking aim with the grenade launcher he fired and boy howdy, the resulting explosion was exactly what he’d been hoping for. He’d have to thank Jimmy again even if the asshole had over charged him.
“YEE-HAW! COME OUT AND GET YOU ORNERY SON OF A BITCH!”