Five-Oh Network

Is this... Tartarus? It's not at all what I expected during the fall.

Percy? Are you here?

How am I--
I'm dead. I know I'm dead.

I didn't expect dying to look like Hawaii.

Beacon Hills filter, no Satan in a V-neck

I want to say this more eloquently but.... Motherfucker.

And here I thought I wouldn't be able to afford another vacation.

How do I get an alien card when I was born in the US? I mean... yeah, my hometown is a little different, but I'm pretty sure California was still part of the States? I didn't miss anything while I was dealing with the... not a good idea Stiles, literally stop talking right?

Hello fellow "aliens", I'm the brainchild behind this network, I figured we could do to have a place to talk without the stupid ridicule.

My name's Chuck, I uh, well I work with Veronica Mars right now but I used to be a spy work for the Nerd Herd at Buy More. I've been here for like four months now. And I miss my wife and my sister and Awesome like crazy.

But yeah if you need any help with computer type things or anything just stop by Mars Investigations.