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Tweak says, "i'm gonna have to get serious"

Roger James Timothy Davies (rogeringdavies) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-10-10 10:08:00

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Journal: Roger Davies
It has come to my attention that I've been out of action for a little while. Apparently I haven't been able to escape family obligations - mum couldn't escape and decided that if she was being pulled in then so was I - and have been suddenly surrounded by my deeply eccentric Graeco-Celtic family. Which I actually don't mind too much. My grandmother is already trying to set me up with several totally boring and ridiculously rich young men and women.

But, more importantly! The real question is who's going to buy me at the charity auction?

[Warded to Finbar]
Finbar you dirty slattern, you're in my city and yet I've received none of your dirty Irish loving, what's up with that?

[Warded to Cho, Melinda, Marietta, and Ben]
Cuddles? Soon? Please?

[Warded to Ernie Macmillan]
So did you still want to know which strapping young Quidditch player you shagged for about an hour in a cupboard? Bonus information: you have a thing that you do with your hips that can nearly reduce a man to tears. Also you said "let me puff on your huffle."

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_finbar_
2014-10-10 02:09 pm UTC (link)

'Was' being the operative word in that sentence.

I have to admit that I haven't had the time to read through the list of people (just spotted your name there), but no doubt there'll be someone lovelier there.

That is true, I could, but like I said, it's been insanely busy, so I'll make sure to make up for that later. Have to give you my address, too. Unplottable, so not passing that on via the journal. Sorry, mate.

Well, seeing as how you'll be at the fundraiser tomorrow, why not start there?

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	Warded to Roger/Finbar rogeringdavies 2014-10-10 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know buddy, I know some people who would put you over their knees and spank you for that. One of them you might even be vaguely related to. You wound me Finbar. WOUND ME. I AM WOUNDED. Well that sounds pornographic but sure. If it helps I live on Bond Street. Seeing you then works for me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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_finbar_
2014-10-10 09:14 pm UTC (link)

Mate, I'm vaguely related to just about everybody, so it wouldn't surprise me if that was the case. What would surprise me, was if you found someone, anyone, actually big enough to do it.

Ah, but I don't. You, my good man, are not pretty. I believe when it comes to you, the term would be 'handsome', wouldn't it?

I know where you live, unless you've moved since I was last there, and I believe that was on Bond Street.

Better work on your presentation speech, Davies. If I'm going to be spending my money on you, I want a sales pitch that will knock me on my arse.

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rogeringdavies
2014-10-11 09:58 am UTC (link)

I dunno man, Susan Bones is mildly terrifying. If by 'mildly' you mean 'absolutely and completely' and I do.

You always know the right things to say lover boy. You're handsome too of course, but then you well know that.

Hmmm nope still in the pad my grandparents fostered on me as opposed to the cramped little flat in Croydon.

Ha, please you should buy someone like my friend Cho. I'm sure she'd love a tall strapping lad such as yourself carrying her away.

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_finbar_
2014-10-11 04:48 pm UTC (link)

She is, never claimed that she wasn't, but really? I think Susan'll pick an easier and less awkward way of distributing punishment than draping these 6'3'' over her knee.

Of course I know; I did pass a mirror this morning.

Well, if you need it, there's plenty of space her, loads of rooms if you need a change of scenery.

Your friend Cho? As in Cho Cang of Charming Parties? She's being raffled off?

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rogeringdavies
2014-10-11 05:23 pm UTC (link)

Okay you have me there... She'd probably pull some of that scary Auror juju and knock you senseless, then take you over her knee and spank you.

Oh Finbar, you're such a prat. I love you like a brother for that, really I do.

Hmmm yeah my Pappou wants to buy me a "proper" house for my twenty-seventh birthday so I can start a family which is deeply unsettling. But I will definitely come and visit you at least.

Yeah Cho! Went to school with her; dated her a bit; decided to be friends instead, now she's one of my best girl mates. She is indeed being raffled off.

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