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Roger James Timothy Davies (rogeringdavies) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-10-10 10:08:00

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Journal: Roger Davies
It has come to my attention that I've been out of action for a little while. Apparently I haven't been able to escape family obligations - mum couldn't escape and decided that if she was being pulled in then so was I - and have been suddenly surrounded by my deeply eccentric Graeco-Celtic family. Which I actually don't mind too much. My grandmother is already trying to set me up with several totally boring and ridiculously rich young men and women.

But, more importantly! The real question is who's going to buy me at the charity auction?

[Warded to Finbar]
Finbar you dirty slattern, you're in my city and yet I've received none of your dirty Irish loving, what's up with that?

[Warded to Cho, Melinda, Marietta, and Ben]
Cuddles? Soon? Please?

[Warded to Ernie Macmillan]
So did you still want to know which strapping young Quidditch player you shagged for about an hour in a cupboard? Bonus information: you have a thing that you do with your hips that can nearly reduce a man to tears. Also you said "let me puff on your huffle."

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	Roger marrededge 2014-10-10 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Cuddles? I suppose I can come over and sit on your couch and let you lay your head in my lap. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Marietta rogeringdavies 2014-10-10 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Mari are you coming on to me? (I'm joking I know you're not) I was thinking there definitely needs to be a rooftop hangout session with some of Mel's leftover treats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Roger marrededge 2014-10-10 02:51 am UTC (link)
	You're the one asking for cuddles, not me. That sounds absolutely divine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private to Roger erniedtmac 2014-10-10 02:41 am UTC (link)
	~~Oh bloody fucking hell, did I really say that?~~ Well, I have been wondering since our checkup - nice to see you back on the pitch, by the way. If you've an answer, I'd love to find out. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private to Ernie rogeringdavies 2014-10-10 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Hmmm I'm sure you would. The question is though: who do you want it to be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Roger erniedtmac 2014-10-10 02:53 am UTC (link)
	You're terrible, that's a pretty loaded question, that. To be honest, I'd be quite happy with either, but maybe for the sake of avoiding an ethical disaster of having shagged a patient, I think I'm leaning on the side of your teammate, Pod. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Ernie rogeringdavies 2014-10-10 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Well then to my deep and ever-lasting pain I must inform you that yeah Pod fucked you for like an hour mate. He said to tell you that if you ever want to give someone a "five minute leg shaking orgasm" again, to give him a shout. But really, other than that how are you matey? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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erniedtmac
2014-10-10 03:09 am UTC (link)

I'm sorry to break your heart, Roger, that was never my intention, but it seems my arse belongs now and forever to Pod. And tell him I'm shouting quite loudly because I am definitely up for a second round.

I'm well enough, doing research, healing patients, the usual. I'm looking forward to the auction - don't worry, I'll buy a few tickets on you. Will the lot of you be dressed up for the occasion?

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rogeringdavies
2014-10-10 03:41 am UTC (link)

Oh I'm sure I'll live. Besides it's not like I haven't uh, taken Pod for a test ride myself in the past. If it helps, he is Scottish also. He rather smugly informed me that he fucked you while wearing a kilt which seems to trigger a certain amount of memories.

Ha! I'll be suited up I suppose? It's the only right and decent thing to do really isn't it? I can't promise that if you win me I won't spend the entire night making you scream my name...

... when you laugh at my jokes.

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erniedtmac
2014-10-10 03:54 am UTC (link)

This is so unfair, how dare he remember everything! Yes, I need a rematch that I'll remember fully this time. And he's Scottish too? And someone must have been going regimental that night. ~~And how often do you test ride him? No, don't ask that, just fantasize it Ern.~~

I'm sure you clean up pretty well, and suiting up will probably help bring in the tickets, not that you need it. And very funny, not that I mind a night laughing. Either way, it's for charity, and I've always been a very giving man. Just ask Pod.

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	Private to Ernie rogeringdavies 2014-10-11 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	He remembers everything because I vaguely think he was more sober than you? From what I can gather you were very persistent in your pursuit of his penis. He tends to go regimental when he's wearing his kilt. Easy access doncha know. Well we'll have to see won't we? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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erniedtmac
2014-10-11 06:37 pm UTC (link)

Considering the one big thing I remember about that night was how terribly, mind-blowingly drunk I was, then I think most of the population was more sober than me. And a man after my own heart, I tend to go regimental myself.

Well, one of the nice things about being a healer is it pays well, so Alicia's sure to get plenty of my galleons on bidding. And may the best person win!

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	Warded to Roger/Finbar _finbar_ 2014-10-10 08:04 am UTC (link)
	My city now, Davies, and don't you forget it! Been busy, plain and simple, but am planning on drawing positive attention by buying an obscene amount of tickets for lovely people tomorrow. That is, if I survive the cookbook release tonight. What's up with you not stopping by? I believe my relocating has been publicly covered ad nauseam. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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rogeringdavies
2014-10-10 12:04 pm UTC (link)

Oi none of that you. It was my city first mate!

You'd best buy a ticket for me, you know how I pout about putting out without dinner first ;-) Although something tells me you have a far lovelier person in mind than me?

Pfft same can be said for you buddy! You know where my flat is. You could have stopped by, though admittedly I've been ridiculously busy at the moment as well.

But! We should catch up for a drink or something? I have a whole bunch of people to introduce to you!

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_finbar_
2014-10-10 02:09 pm UTC (link)

'Was' being the operative word in that sentence.

I have to admit that I haven't had the time to read through the list of people (just spotted your name there), but no doubt there'll be someone lovelier there.

That is true, I could, but like I said, it's been insanely busy, so I'll make sure to make up for that later. Have to give you my address, too. Unplottable, so not passing that on via the journal. Sorry, mate.

Well, seeing as how you'll be at the fundraiser tomorrow, why not start there?

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	Warded to Roger/Finbar rogeringdavies 2014-10-10 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know buddy, I know some people who would put you over their knees and spank you for that. One of them you might even be vaguely related to. You wound me Finbar. WOUND ME. I AM WOUNDED. Well that sounds pornographic but sure. If it helps I live on Bond Street. Seeing you then works for me! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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_finbar_
2014-10-10 09:14 pm UTC (link)

Mate, I'm vaguely related to just about everybody, so it wouldn't surprise me if that was the case. What would surprise me, was if you found someone, anyone, actually big enough to do it.

Ah, but I don't. You, my good man, are not pretty. I believe when it comes to you, the term would be 'handsome', wouldn't it?

I know where you live, unless you've moved since I was last there, and I believe that was on Bond Street.

Better work on your presentation speech, Davies. If I'm going to be spending my money on you, I want a sales pitch that will knock me on my arse.

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rogeringdavies
2014-10-11 09:58 am UTC (link)

I dunno man, Susan Bones is mildly terrifying. If by 'mildly' you mean 'absolutely and completely' and I do.

You always know the right things to say lover boy. You're handsome too of course, but then you well know that.

Hmmm nope still in the pad my grandparents fostered on me as opposed to the cramped little flat in Croydon.

Ha, please you should buy someone like my friend Cho. I'm sure she'd love a tall strapping lad such as yourself carrying her away.

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_finbar_
2014-10-11 04:48 pm UTC (link)

She is, never claimed that she wasn't, but really? I think Susan'll pick an easier and less awkward way of distributing punishment than draping these 6'3'' over her knee.

Of course I know; I did pass a mirror this morning.

Well, if you need it, there's plenty of space her, loads of rooms if you need a change of scenery.

Your friend Cho? As in Cho Cang of Charming Parties? She's being raffled off?

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rogeringdavies
2014-10-11 05:23 pm UTC (link)

Okay you have me there... She'd probably pull some of that scary Auror juju and knock you senseless, then take you over her knee and spank you.

Oh Finbar, you're such a prat. I love you like a brother for that, really I do.

Hmmm yeah my Pappou wants to buy me a "proper" house for my twenty-seventh birthday so I can start a family which is deeply unsettling. But I will definitely come and visit you at least.

Yeah Cho! Went to school with her; dated her a bit; decided to be friends instead, now she's one of my best girl mates. She is indeed being raffled off.

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	Warded to Roger/Melinda _melinda_ 2014-10-10 08:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I am! Discreetly, but I am. Cuddles Sunday? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Warded to Roger/Melinda rogeringdavies 2014-10-10 12:07 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh that would drive Oliver crazy! Except of course it wouldn't at all! I am totally down with cuddles on Sunday you have no idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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_melinda_
2014-10-10 02:03 pm UTC (link)

Ha! No, Oliver wouldn't mind, well, you know he would, because he would like for me to win him, but no, he knows I'll be buying to for you. It's the rest of the people. I mean, you are a Quidditch player, so... of course I'm out for another victim, right?

Just name the time and the place (and that includes mine) and I'll be there. I've got some things I'd like you all to try out. And that includes Marcus.

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	Warded to Roger/Melinda rogeringdavies 2014-10-10 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	You are a bad, bad girl Melinda. I've always liked that about you. Oooh Marcus will hopefully be around Sunday actually, it's time I dragged him out for a cuddle session. Yes, yes I have it so bad for him I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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_melinda_
2014-10-10 09:08 pm UTC (link)

I've been called a lot of things, Roger, but never bad, or bad bad. I think in this case, I'm going to go with cautious.

Then you should bring him. I know you already know that Oliver's just about a champion cuddler, and that I would love for him to be there, but i won't press it, if it's too much. You have it bad for Marcus, but that's not a bad thing. Enjoy it! Savour it! And sweet Rowena, I sound dopey-in-love, don't I?

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rogeringdavies
2014-10-11 08:41 am UTC (link)

I mean figuratively Mellie love. You are figuratively bad, not actually bad. You are like those triple chocolate brownies that are all fudgey and delicious on the inside but delightfully crispy on the outside. You are bad like a brownie. Okay yes I am rambling but it's because Marcus is going to be going on a date with someone who is not me.

I will bring him! I may even have a talk with him because I can't keep doing this, Melinda. It's exhausting feeling as strongly as I do about him. You are totally in love. We should do lunch and bleat about the men in our lives.

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_melinda_
2014-10-11 04:42 pm UTC (link)

Mmm, I should make them a special sometime soon again, shouldn't I? It's been too long. Yes, Marcus is going to be going on a date with someone who is not you, but you'll be going on a date with someone who isn't him, and I don't think he'll be liking that anymore than you will. Just keep in mind, that it's all for fun, it doesn't have to be romantic, and it's all for charity.

Bring him! Where are we doing this?

Yes, I am in love, and I am in love with a Gryffindor, which is the only reason I can find for what I'm about to write to you: Maybe you shouldn't have a talk with him. You've been talking with him for... how long? Maybe it's time to just go all in and take a chance, either by sweeping him off his feet - metaphorically, I don't want either of you physically hurt by this - or kiss him senseless.

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rogeringdavies
2014-10-11 05:27 pm UTC (link)

Merlin's teeth, woman! My stomach just began growling and I started to drool - talk about Pavlovian responses! Okay you make good points but hopefully I'll get bought by someone who doesn't expect me to put out or something. What if he get's bought by the girl who designed his tattoo because she realises she actually does want to marry him?

Maybe Sunday afternoon? When's good for you?

... Maybe I will kiss him and see what happens? Thanks for the advice, love!

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	auror__potter 2014-10-10 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. The charity auction. Andromeda set me up...she might have plans to purchase me for the gardener ...help! Are we still on to cheer for Puddlemere the next time you and Oliver aren't playing on the same day? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	rogeringdavies 2014-10-11 08:20 am UTC (link)
	You'll be fine, Haz. Who knows, maybe the gardener will plant his cucumber in your uh, garden after all? Tend to your bulbs? Prune your wood? Make you bloom? I am definitely up for that though babe, any time! (Reply to this) (Parent)