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Roger James Timothy Davies (rogeringdavies) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-10-10 10:08:00

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It has come to my attention that I've been out of action for a little while. Apparently I haven't been able to escape family obligations - mum couldn't escape and decided that if she was being pulled in then so was I - and have been suddenly surrounded by my deeply eccentric Graeco-Celtic family. Which I actually don't mind too much. My grandmother is already trying to set me up with several totally boring and ridiculously rich young men and women.

But, more importantly! The real question is who's going to buy me at the charity auction?

[Warded to Finbar]
Finbar you dirty slattern, you're in my city and yet I've received none of your dirty Irish loving, what's up with that?

[Warded to Cho, Melinda, Marietta, and Ben]
Cuddles? Soon? Please?

[Warded to Ernie Macmillan]
So did you still want to know which strapping young Quidditch player you shagged for about an hour in a cupboard? Bonus information: you have a thing that you do with your hips that can nearly reduce a man to tears. Also you said "let me puff on your huffle."

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	Private to Ernie rogeringdavies 2014-10-10 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Hmmm I'm sure you would. The question is though: who do you want it to be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Roger erniedtmac 2014-10-10 02:53 am UTC (link)
	You're terrible, that's a pretty loaded question, that. To be honest, I'd be quite happy with either, but maybe for the sake of avoiding an ethical disaster of having shagged a patient, I think I'm leaning on the side of your teammate, Pod. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Ernie rogeringdavies 2014-10-10 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Well then to my deep and ever-lasting pain I must inform you that yeah Pod fucked you for like an hour mate. He said to tell you that if you ever want to give someone a "five minute leg shaking orgasm" again, to give him a shout. But really, other than that how are you matey? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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erniedtmac
2014-10-10 03:09 am UTC (link)

I'm sorry to break your heart, Roger, that was never my intention, but it seems my arse belongs now and forever to Pod. And tell him I'm shouting quite loudly because I am definitely up for a second round.

I'm well enough, doing research, healing patients, the usual. I'm looking forward to the auction - don't worry, I'll buy a few tickets on you. Will the lot of you be dressed up for the occasion?

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rogeringdavies
2014-10-10 03:41 am UTC (link)

Oh I'm sure I'll live. Besides it's not like I haven't uh, taken Pod for a test ride myself in the past. If it helps, he is Scottish also. He rather smugly informed me that he fucked you while wearing a kilt which seems to trigger a certain amount of memories.

Ha! I'll be suited up I suppose? It's the only right and decent thing to do really isn't it? I can't promise that if you win me I won't spend the entire night making you scream my name...

... when you laugh at my jokes.

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erniedtmac
2014-10-10 03:54 am UTC (link)

This is so unfair, how dare he remember everything! Yes, I need a rematch that I'll remember fully this time. And he's Scottish too? And someone must have been going regimental that night. ~~And how often do you test ride him? No, don't ask that, just fantasize it Ern.~~

I'm sure you clean up pretty well, and suiting up will probably help bring in the tickets, not that you need it. And very funny, not that I mind a night laughing. Either way, it's for charity, and I've always been a very giving man. Just ask Pod.

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	Private to Ernie rogeringdavies 2014-10-11 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	He remembers everything because I vaguely think he was more sober than you? From what I can gather you were very persistent in your pursuit of his penis. He tends to go regimental when he's wearing his kilt. Easy access doncha know. Well we'll have to see won't we? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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erniedtmac
2014-10-11 06:37 pm UTC (link)

Considering the one big thing I remember about that night was how terribly, mind-blowingly drunk I was, then I think most of the population was more sober than me. And a man after my own heart, I tend to go regimental myself.

Well, one of the nice things about being a healer is it pays well, so Alicia's sure to get plenty of my galleons on bidding. And may the best person win!

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