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Tweak says, "I HAVE GINGIVITUS"

Susan Amelia Bones (susanamybones) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-08-24 01:22:00

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delivery: dean thomas, delivery: susan bones

Boudica (Owl): waiting in Dean's flat.

Did you bring a weapon, Tonk — Magda?
No, Polly.
No item of any sort with a certain weaponlike quality?
No, Polly.
Anything, perhaps, with an edge?
Oh, you mean this?
Yes, Magda.
Well, a woman can carry a knife, can’t she?
It’s a sabre, Magda. You’re trying to hide it, but it’s a sabre.
But I’m only using it like a knife, Polly.
It’s three feet long, Magda.
Size isn’t important, Polly.
Nobody believes that.

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	Re: All replies are extremely neatly written, begin at 10pm susanamybones 2014-08-23 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	You do not ask people like that what they are thinking about in case they turn around very slowly and say 'You.' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: All replies are extremely neatly written, begin at 10pm artistdean 2014-08-23 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: All replies are extremely neatly written, begin at 10pm susanamybones 2014-08-23 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	He could think in italics. Such people need watching. Preferably from a safe distance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: All replies are extremely neatly written, begin at 10pm artistdean 2014-08-23 06:24 pm UTC (link)
	One of the most basic rules for survival on any planet is never to upset someone wearing black leather.† † This is why protesters against the wearing of animal skins by humans unaccountably fail to throw their paint over Hell's Angels. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: All replies are extremely neatly written, begin at 10pm susanamybones 2014-08-23 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	It was eight in the morning, a time when drinkers are trying either to forget who they are or to remember where they live. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: All replies are extremely neatly written, begin at 10pm artistdean 2014-08-23 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	There were no public health laws in Ankh-Morpork. It would be like installing smoke detectors in Hell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: All replies are extremely neatly written, begin at 10pm susanamybones 2014-08-23 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: All replies are extremely neatly written, begin at 10pm artistdean 2014-08-23 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	'We can rebuild him,' said Carrot, hoarsely. 'We have the pottery.' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: All replies are extremely neatly written, begin at 10pm susanamybones 2014-08-24 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: All replies are extremely neatly written, begin at 10pm artistdean 2014-08-24 10:04 am UTC (link)
	Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	A hastily written reply at 1am susanamybones 2014-08-24 12:25 pm UTC (link)
	Well, it's officially Sunday so it's time for me to say: Happy Birthday darling boy! I'll see you tomorrow after Seamus has snuck into your flat and hunkered down with you, naked. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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