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Dennis Finnigan Creevey (dennisthebrave) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-09-13 15:32:00

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character: ginny weasley, journal: dennis

Dennis Creevey: Stakeout #37
I don't know why my editor insists on changing the title of every single piece that's handed into her. It's not that her titles are bad - they use a few too many puns sometimes, but then we are writing for the Prophet - it's just that no matter how good a title you write, she always changes it up.

For example, I had this article published yesterday:

Fine right? Well yeah, apart from the fact that I had to literally get on my hands and knees to get her to keep that title and not change it to "All fur one and one fur all" which apart from being horribly punny, would have fallen rather flat with anyone who hasn't happened to have read the Three Musketeers.

Anyway, how is everyone? This journal is keeping me awake on possibly the most boring stakeout in the history of stakeouts. The joys of being the junior reporter on the beat, right?

[Warded to Rose]
I don't know what you did to the cupboard but it nearly decapitated me yesterday. Fix it before I get home, please.

[Warded to Seamus]
Princess, I haven't seen you in forever and I am beginning to pout about it. We need to fix this now.

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_rose_
2014-09-13 09:38 am UTC (link)

Of course not, that would be unethical. Chalk it up to a momentary lack of judgement no my part?

[Warded to Dennis]
And you didn't even let me know about this pot? I want in next time.

What the hell did you do to that ward? Yes, I admit I forgot to take it down, but it wasn't meant to do anything but zap your fingers, maybe turn generously-sized-for-a-bloke-your-height Dennis blue for a ~~day~~ hour or two.

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dennisthebrave
2014-09-13 09:57 am UTC (link)

Yes, I am shocked and surprised at you Rose Zeller. Deeply so.

[Warded to Rose]
The next round goes in on Wednesday, I'm putting twenty galleons in. You know I have that weird little way with being able to win at betting. I'll put some in for you if you give it to me before.

Hey! The cupboard rattled and I took out my wand and BOOM flying shears all up in where my neck would have been. Also why did you change our Wards? Susie warded our apartment to within an inch of it's life. It glows like a bloody furnace is you use one of those Residue Charms.

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_rose_
2014-09-13 10:15 am UTC (link)

I've left twenty on the kitchen counter in case I don't see you before.

Wait, I thought you were talking about cupboard with the glasses in it. I didn't do anything to the cupboard with the shears!

And I didn't change our wards. I practiced wards and removal on some of the cupboards, but I'd never mess with Susan's (I've checked them, yes, but there's no need to change them, so why bother?).

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	Warded to Dennis/Rose dennisthebrave 2014-09-13 10:42 am UTC (link)
	I'll put the twenty in. My intuition tells me we'll win about 500 galleons. The cupboard with the glasses just madding a fizzing noise at me then let me past? What the fuck happened with the shears cupboard then? My nose is twitching. Something fishy is afoot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Warded to Dennis/Rose _rose_ 2014-09-13 10:58 am UTC (link)
	Celebrating must happen when we do! Yeah, that's what should happen. Haven't a clue what happened to the shears cupboard. Have you had anyone over lately? I swear I didn't do anything to the shears cupboard. Although, Susan and I did hit the țuică pretty hard last week and pointing did occur... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Warded to Dennis/Rose dennisthebrave 2014-09-13 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	I agree! We can celebrate, maybe by like paying our rent on time and drinking heavily? You must be joking, I'm practically a nun. Also invisible. Also repulsive to men. A man-repelling invisible nun. So definitely haven't had anyone over for ages ~~or ever again~~ sigh Did you happen to point while laughing, or with wands? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Warded to Dennis/Rose _rose_ 2014-09-13 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Rent's taken care of, at least through December, so drinking heavily and dancing? Practically a nun, perhaps, but the rest is pure nonsense. You know I'm right, because I'm the one looking at you and any men who find you repulsive are touched in the head. Uhm... Perhaps? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Warded to Dennis/Rose dennisthebrave 2014-09-14 10:08 am UTC (link)
	Heavy drinking and a little saving. Savings would be nice, remember savings? Heh, none of that. If I weren't repulsive then I'd be able to chat up a lad like I used to. shakes head Oh Ro. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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_rose_
2014-09-14 10:15 am UTC (link)

I work for a bank. How could I forget?

Yes, much of that, even if it means I have to repeat myself (which, I might add, I hate, but I'll happily do so for you). If you could see what I can, or better yet; if you would believe what you saw if you saw you like I see you, then you could chat up any man you'd want (taking his sexuality into account, of course).

I'll do a sweep of the flat when I get home. Until then, approach the cupboards with caution.

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	Warded to Dennis/Rose dennisthebrave 2014-09-15 07:48 am UTC (link)
	And I'm very glad you do. The lack of fees on my account are a thing of beauty. Aye aye, I shall avoid all and any cupboards. Don't want to lose my head. Either head. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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