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Tweak says, "it says "bikini inspector"!"

Dennis Finnigan Creevey (dennisthebrave) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-09-13 15:32:00

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character: ginny weasley, journal: dennis

Dennis Creevey: Stakeout #37
I don't know why my editor insists on changing the title of every single piece that's handed into her. It's not that her titles are bad - they use a few too many puns sometimes, but then we are writing for the Prophet - it's just that no matter how good a title you write, she always changes it up.

For example, I had this article published yesterday:

Fine right? Well yeah, apart from the fact that I had to literally get on my hands and knees to get her to keep that title and not change it to "All fur one and one fur all" which apart from being horribly punny, would have fallen rather flat with anyone who hasn't happened to have read the Three Musketeers.

Anyway, how is everyone? This journal is keeping me awake on possibly the most boring stakeout in the history of stakeouts. The joys of being the junior reporter on the beat, right?

[Warded to Rose]
I don't know what you did to the cupboard but it nearly decapitated me yesterday. Fix it before I get home, please.

[Warded to Seamus]
Princess, I haven't seen you in forever and I am beginning to pout about it. We need to fix this now.

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	Warded to Dennis/Rose _rose_ 2014-09-13 10:58 am UTC (link)
	Celebrating must happen when we do! Yeah, that's what should happen. Haven't a clue what happened to the shears cupboard. Have you had anyone over lately? I swear I didn't do anything to the shears cupboard. Although, Susan and I did hit the țuică pretty hard last week and pointing did occur... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Warded to Dennis/Rose dennisthebrave 2014-09-13 01:39 pm UTC (link)
	I agree! We can celebrate, maybe by like paying our rent on time and drinking heavily? You must be joking, I'm practically a nun. Also invisible. Also repulsive to men. A man-repelling invisible nun. So definitely haven't had anyone over for ages ~~or ever again~~ sigh Did you happen to point while laughing, or with wands? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Warded to Dennis/Rose _rose_ 2014-09-13 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Rent's taken care of, at least through December, so drinking heavily and dancing? Practically a nun, perhaps, but the rest is pure nonsense. You know I'm right, because I'm the one looking at you and any men who find you repulsive are touched in the head. Uhm... Perhaps? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Warded to Dennis/Rose dennisthebrave 2014-09-14 10:08 am UTC (link)
	Heavy drinking and a little saving. Savings would be nice, remember savings? Heh, none of that. If I weren't repulsive then I'd be able to chat up a lad like I used to. shakes head Oh Ro. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Warded to Dennis/Rose

_rose_
2014-09-14 10:15 am UTC (link)

I work for a bank. How could I forget?

Yes, much of that, even if it means I have to repeat myself (which, I might add, I hate, but I'll happily do so for you). If you could see what I can, or better yet; if you would believe what you saw if you saw you like I see you, then you could chat up any man you'd want (taking his sexuality into account, of course).

I'll do a sweep of the flat when I get home. Until then, approach the cupboards with caution.

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	Warded to Dennis/Rose dennisthebrave 2014-09-15 07:48 am UTC (link)
	And I'm very glad you do. The lack of fees on my account are a thing of beauty. Aye aye, I shall avoid all and any cupboards. Don't want to lose my head. Either head. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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