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Dennis Finnigan Creevey (dennisthebrave) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-09-13 15:32:00

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character: ginny weasley, journal: dennis

Dennis Creevey: Stakeout #37
I don't know why my editor insists on changing the title of every single piece that's handed into her. It's not that her titles are bad - they use a few too many puns sometimes, but then we are writing for the Prophet - it's just that no matter how good a title you write, she always changes it up.

For example, I had this article published yesterday:

Fine right? Well yeah, apart from the fact that I had to literally get on my hands and knees to get her to keep that title and not change it to "All fur one and one fur all" which apart from being horribly punny, would have fallen rather flat with anyone who hasn't happened to have read the Three Musketeers.

Anyway, how is everyone? This journal is keeping me awake on possibly the most boring stakeout in the history of stakeouts. The joys of being the junior reporter on the beat, right?

[Warded to Rose]
I don't know what you did to the cupboard but it nearly decapitated me yesterday. Fix it before I get home, please.

[Warded to Seamus]
Princess, I haven't seen you in forever and I am beginning to pout about it. We need to fix this now.

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	outofthewild 2014-09-13 10:08 am UTC (link)
	Oh dear. At least your begging paid off! Much better title there. I'm glad the ring was broken up - and that they've been found good places to be. I known I sometimes get the fallout of those things a bit. (Reply to this) (Thread)

dennisthebrave
2014-09-13 10:13 am UTC (link)

Hey sexy, I was going to ask if you'd received any of the animals in the bust. One of the Aurors I talked to mentioned that they might send some of them your way?

I am very, very glad she didn't make me make my title something horrendous though.

By the by I am coming to come lie on top of you in a platonic way sometimes soon. I require hugs from my number one boy.

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	outofthewild 2014-09-13 10:39 am UTC (link)
	Not yet though it's possible that I'll get a few later today. It isn't always promptly when they're having to catalog and test things. I remember that one title last year... You're welcome over anytime. The couch misses you (my compressed lungs a little less haha! But you know you're always welcome here). hugs are definitely available (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dennisthebrave
2014-09-13 01:18 pm UTC (link)

Let me know, a follow up article would be grand!

Ugh "Don't Cry For Me Arch and Tina" was the most appalling thing that's ever happened to one of my articles. Well no, I imagine they've been used to line litter boxes, but still.

And I miss the couch, and pressing you lovingly into it. We are the worst at being friends, I swear this is the reason why so many people thought we were dating ~~more than Paden and I were dating even~~

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outofthewild
2014-09-13 10:43 pm UTC (link)

Will do, but of course!

Actually the cage lining might have been grander than that awful title. I cringed for you, I really did.

Well the fact that whenever we go out, you sit on my lap for a few minutes before I make you sit in yout own seat might also have something to do with that. You still terrify my grandmother's hope for grandchildren. (A fact which I take advantage of every now and then...)

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