Ugh "Don't Cry For Me Arch and Tina" was the most appalling thing that's ever happened to one of my articles. Well no, I imagine they've been used to line litter boxes, but still.
And I miss the couch, and pressing you lovingly into it. We are the worst at being friends, I swear this is the reason why so many people thought we were dating more than Paden and I were dating even