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Tweak says, "STRAWBERRIES!!!!!!!!!"

Oliver Bloody Wood (oliverwoodwould) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-08-20 19:16:00

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Reminder to self: no good comes after an evening of firewhiskey and Celestina Warbeck's Greatest Hits.

Private to Alicia, George, Angelina and Percy

You will never fucking believe the date I had. Shall I go over it, then, just to give you the full effect? First of all, this "lovely" friend that Katie sets me up with manages to not only be totally forgettable looking, but simultaneously creepily similar enough to Edwardine that I keep having these weird flashes to being on a date with my sister. If that wasn't bad enough, she insisted we go to Myuri, that expensive Japanese joint, ordered 6 rolls and then decides she doesn't like sushi. She talked non-stop about her ex-boyfriend and his significantly too-large cock and commitment issues, and then described the features of the cat she planned on buying later that week to keep her CURRENT cat (Whipples, in case you were curious. I wasn't) company.

I haven't even told you the worst part yet: brought her home, and we shagged. Twice. I even liked it a bit when she shut up and stopped calling her ex-boyfriend's name. Actually, that was the best part....

No, the worst part is she's still here, and I don't remember her name. Please tell me you recall what Kate said it was before she gets back in here and I'm forced to call her "hey you"!

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	Private to Alicia oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Of course I don't, whateverherface does. I like the latter option. Do I look like someone who could say bubblebutt with a straight face? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alicia _alicia_ 2014-08-21 05:56 am UTC (link)
	I'd love to see you try! So, give me 10 minutes to get the kids out of earshot, then you can get her situated properly. I've just sent off the Owl with Potions for you head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alicia oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Let's just pretend I did, shall we? You. You are an angel of mercy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Oliver _alicia_ 2014-08-21 06:14 am UTC (link)
	You know I want that story now, right? For you, my dear, always. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alicia oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Pretty sure I did that. You're the best, Alliecat, have I mentioned that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Oliver _alicia_ 2014-08-21 06:54 am UTC (link)
	About whateverherface, yes, but not about the bubblebut. Not today, no. I do like having it in writing, though. You know you're one of the very few people I'd do this for and have fun while doing it, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alicia oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 06:57 am UTC (link)
	I don't know that there is a story to tell, I can't even start to say it without laughing my own arse off. Of course, it's part of why I'm the best ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Oliver _alicia_ 2014-08-21 06:59 am UTC (link)
	That ought to get her out of there. The bestest! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alicia oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 07:01 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, she's a tricky one. I'll give it a try. That's what I like to hear! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Oliver _alicia_ 2014-08-21 07:05 am UTC (link)
	Always at your service. All right, you ready for a Floo call? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private to Alicia oliverwoodwould 2014-08-21 07:12 am UTC (link)
	That's a true friend. YES PLEASE! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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