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_aidanlynch_ (_aidanlynch_) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2015-07-27 07:27:00

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~~I am never drinking again~~ Who am I kidding, really?

Ever have one of those moments when you go "Oh sweet Circe, why?"

Yes. I've had one of those.

Apparently the result of me trying to drink my friend under the table this weekend was cats. Everywhere. In my apartment.

They seem litter box trained, and at some point I was smart and conscious enough to put out food for them (Where did I get food?) along with water. They really aren't bothering me, but they need new homes.

I've counted ten so far.

I think my sister may end up with nearly a dozen cats at her house. She's in the country. She'll thank me.

MERLIN STOP WALKING OVER ME WHILE I'M TRYING TO WRITE

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	addingvalue 2015-07-27 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	That is a lot of cats to adopt, even while drunk. Where did you even find them? Are you sure you didn't accidentally steal some pet cats on your way home? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_aidanlynch_ 2015-07-27 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know where they came from or whose they are. None have collars. So maybe they are strays. I don't recall going out. I had friends over. ~~I need better friends~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	addingvalue 2015-07-27 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	Are your friends magical? Could they have transfigured things in your flat into cats? It just seems very strange for them to go out and find you ten strays, and if you were drinking late at night I don't think a shelter or pet shop would be open. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_aidanlynch_ 2015-07-27 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	I never thought about that. I don't know whether to applaud them or hit them. What would be the best spell to try? I don't want to harm the cats if they are actually cats. Also, I wouldn't put it past them to try and find many cats. We've done worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	addingvalue 2015-07-27 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	I'm probably not the person to ask. Rolf could help, though, or Zacharias. I was never very good at Transfiguration. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_aidanlynch_ 2015-07-27 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	I've got a couple in mind, if they don't work, I'll send an owl to them. Who transfigures things into cats?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	addingvalue 2015-07-27 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	Drunk people? I can definitely see drunk people transfiguring things into cats. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hopalongcharlie 2015-07-27 03:15 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like the shit we got up to on the dragon reserve sometimes. I mean we did manage to stop short of bets involving dragons usually (sober companions are your friend), but we did wake up with a couple of forest cats in the cabins once. Luckily they're wild and once we caught them we just pitched them out again and it was fine. Good luck with your cat infestation. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_aidanlynch_ 2015-07-27 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	I must say I'm grateful I didn't end up with ten dragons. That would be hard to explain to the neighbors even more than the cats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hopalongcharlie 2015-07-27 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Dragons are not something you want to end up with inside. Even the babies are a bastard to deal with. Even before they start breathing fire. Once they're big enough to breathe fire... just don't. Stick to the cats. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	emmazing 2015-07-27 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	You should try visiting The Bestiary. Rolf will at least be able to tell you if they're real cats or not, I'm sure! (Reply to this)

	loonacy 2015-07-27 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Aw kitties. If you need someone to look at them, I'd be happy to. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_aidanlynch_ 2015-07-27 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	That would be wonderful. I just had the most horrible thought of 'what if half are real and half aren't' and then I'd be experimenting on some and... yeah. I'm sure they're traumatized enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loonacy 2015-07-27 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	Sure! I've got some free time, I could come over soon if you'd like. Best to get them all back right again if they are. Or at least find them homes if they are all real, I suppose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_aidanlynch_ 2015-07-27 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Can you come round now? I'm ready to have them gone. I can't get any work done (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loonacy 2015-07-27 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I can come over now. Be around in a jiff, just have to get my stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	olliewood_ 2015-08-06 12:00 am UTC (link)
	You know, I've been considering getting a cat. Have one or two you can offload? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	_aidanlynch_ 2015-08-06 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	Out of fifteen cats, four were real and the rest transformed books. Where they found those four, I don't know, but they need homes. They are cool staying here but... they need homes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	olliewood_ 2015-08-06 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	You know what? Alright. I'll take two. What colors are they? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_aidanlynch_ 2015-08-06 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Orange and gray combo. Black. Gray. And some weird combination (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	olliewood_ 2015-08-06 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Well, I'll leave it up to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_aidanlynch_ 2015-08-07 12:17 pm UTC (link)
	Do you want males or females or one of each? Black and weird combo are females (I think). Gray and orange/gray is male (I think). The meows are different. (Reply to this) (Parent)