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Tweak says, "monkey wants my burger!"

Roger James Timothy Davies (rogeringdavies) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-09-08 21:42:00

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delivery: oliver wood, delivery: roger davies

Delivery: Note to Oliver
Hey lover boy,

I hope I'm not interrupting any loving or anything. Which, to be fair, good on you for finding someone who's actually into you, as opposed to someone who isn't actually aware that you exist outside of being there friend.

Merlin's teeth these potions are ridiculous I HAVE NO FILTER OLIVER. NONE.

ANYWAY, you free sometime this week to come convalesce with me? I'll through in snuggles for no additional cost?

Cheers,
Roger

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oliverwoodwould
2014-09-10 01:17 am UTC (link)

Roger,

Despite popular belief, I'm not always employed in activities of a prurient nature so no, you did not interrupt 'loving' as you so eloquently phrased it. As for you being interested in someone who isn't aware of you, well, I think you two need to sit down and acknowledge this FEELING THAT HAS NO NAME because apparently it does and you're both blind as fuck.

I haven't even alcohol to use as an excuse most of them time, so don't worry about it mate. UNFILTER AWAY.

Naturally, a free snuggle sounds promising.

Name the time and place,
Ollie

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rogeringdavies
2014-09-10 03:49 am UTC (link)

Ollie

I seek to remeber a particularly depraved night with you, me, and those two sisters so you'll have to forgive me making sure! I think you and I both know that I have zero chance with the particular bloke I have an eye on. He doesn't see me as anything more than a friend!

I'll hold you to that mate, mrl lack of filter can be TERRIFYING.

Okay big boy, what're you doing tonight then? I have movies and a need for platonic snuggles.

Hugs,
Roge

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oliverwoodwould
2014-09-10 03:53 am UTC (link)

Roger,

That was ONE TIME and I thought we agreed never to mention it again! And besides, I only have ONE girl on my mind at the moment. I think you know what I mean.

As for the rest, fucking hell, are you both blind? Do I require sitting you down like firsties for you to get it? Bloody hell.

I'm starting to gather that, mate. Do your worst!

Nothing. Mel has plans and I am lonely and benched. Come platonic-ally give it to me the best you've got.

Yours.
Ollie

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rogeringdavies
2014-09-10 06:40 am UTC (link)

Darling Olliekins,

You agreed that we should never mention it again. I was busy getting checked for venereal diseases. But I do, you better treat Mellie right blah blah but I'm really chuffed for you two.

Lack of filter: I'm a bit in love with Marcus, oops?

Then come over! I'll order us Chinese and we can get hugely fat and fall asleep spooning on my sofa. Good plan or great plan?

Winky Face,
Roge

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oliverwoodwould
2014-09-10 06:54 am UTC (link)

Rog,

If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, I always wear a rubber, you needn't fear anything from me. But yes, we're adorable and she more so, so let's not, shall we?

Perpetual lack of filter: No shit. Are you both really that blind?

Oi, I'll never get fat! If anything I have trouble keeping weight ON with my routine, you daft cow. But I'll eat and spoon all the same, come by tonight, I'll have kung pao chicken.

Did you just write out a facial expression?

Quizzical face,
Ollie

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rogeringdavies
2014-09-10 07:53 am UTC (link)

Ollie,

Calm yourself lad, I wasn't worried about venereal diseases from you. I always wear one now as well, prudency and non-tingling bollocks being things that I about.

I don't think I could flirt with him more if I kissed him. Even if I did kiss him I think he would just... Blush or something. So no blindness on my end.

Kung Pao chicken it is, and yeah I have to work hard at keeping the weight and muscle mass on too.

You bet your cute arse I just wrote a facial expression. Don't make me bring out all the weird acronym's some of my childhood friends use. You're not ready for LOL.

Smiley face,
Rog

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