That was ONE TIME and I thought we agreed never to mention it again! And besides, I only have ONE girl on my mind at the moment. I think you know what I mean.
As for the rest, fucking hell, are you both blind? Do I require sitting you down like firsties for you to get it? Bloody hell.
I'm starting to gather that, mate. Do your worst!
Nothing. Mel has plans and I am lonely and benched. Come platonic-ally give it to me the best you've got.