If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, I always wear a rubber, you needn't fear anything from me. But yes, we're adorable and she more so, so let's not, shall we?
Perpetual lack of filter: No shit. Are you both really that blind?
Oi, I'll never get fat! If anything I have trouble keeping weight ON with my routine, you daft cow. But I'll eat and spoon all the same, come by tonight, I'll have kung pao chicken.